Another "Blame Ronway and his lack of pants" thread...

Units?

Ronway.

Ronway is 180 Ronway? Does this not then lead to an infinite loop of Ronway?

Infinite Ronways! I can hear the theme tune to the Saturday morning cartoon now...

 

Super Mega Ronway Force,

Fighting Dragon Power,

Super Mecha Ronway Force,

This is their finest hour!

Calling all Ronway,

Time to save the day,

Rescue the galaxy,

While incapping heroes,

Dammit Ronway Mega Force!

**Air Guitar solo**

Why are we still wondering who the Progenitor, cosmic über-villain may be ?

It seems obvious that it is the infamous pantless RONWAY !

And it is obvious it is in fact the ultimate incarnation of another villain : Omnitronway !

He flies through the universe, destroying pants everywhere !

Deadline's plan is to destroy all pants on earth to keep him away !

... I should have been a writer for marvel in the 60s ...

 

Edit : feverishly counting heroes who don't wear pants, as the child in the center may be one of them !

This used to be a good thread  :slightly_frowning_face:

If you aren't enjoying this thread, you may be wearing too many pants.

So...this is a new thing - where did the whole "lack of Ronway's underwear" thing start out, then?

It started when we found out that the reason Cursed Acolyte is only shown from his top half is he doesn't wear pants.

Ahh okay then...but he wears robes, doesn't he? So how would you know he has no pants unless someone looked under them? I'm sure that's a sight no-one should ever have to see, anyway ;).

He told us.

He's always telling us.

I now interpret all of Ronway's posts to be about Pants instead of what they actually say, it saves time.

So it looks like none of us [size=18]love[/size] Ronway…

 

I thought that was pretty obvious