Recently, I have found jokes to be too long, and I just want them to get to the punchline already. So, I figured I would start a thread that only has punchlines. I’ll start:
To get to the other side.
Pink Freud
"You man the guns. I'll drive."
No, these are my feet.
“The Aristocrats!”
I love how meta this one is, google “The aristocrats joke” for an explaination
"How do you think I rung the doorbell?"
"To whom."
This is still too long for me, I'm shortening mine to just the last letter of the punchline.
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… and Christopher said “suit yourself!”
Good thing I have BigFeet.
And then I stabbed the guy.
And that's how you get ants!
Because the rest don't exist.
A Meanderthal
Whatever God wants, he keeps!
Because you can't see them!
Because if I tell you that, you'll go to my house and steal my laundry.
Guise and Dahls.
I've always had these.
And that is how we know the world to be banana-shaped.