It's been a few days since anything happened here, so I'm bumping, and giving a fist bump to whoever wants it.
I'll claim the fist bump, and give the next poster a hearty thumbs up.
I claim the hearty thumbs up and give the next poster an enthusiastic high five
I accept the enthusiastic high five and offer the next poster a hug that lasts about a second too long and leaves us both feeling slightly uncomfortable but like we share a bond now.
I'll take the hug, but I love hugs, and so I'll get really into it and make you confused even though you're the one that started it.
Next poster gets a manly headbutt of respect.
I'll stagger from the headbutt of respect and dazidly give the next poster a grudging nod of approval.
I will grudgingly accept the head nod and will give a passionate fist bump to the next poster.
I'll take the fist bump and move my hand upward slowly whilst going "Bada-lada-lada-la" in a slightly bemused fashion :D.
I'll stare at Ameena without quite comprehending what she's doing, and launch myself at the next poster in an attempt to catch them in a tackly bear-hug.
I stagger from the bear hug, and provide the next poster with a super secret and exclusive handshake
I fluff the handshake and go for an awkward high five with the next poster.
I miss the high five and awkwardly bump elbows instead. I wink knowingly at the next poster.
I see the wink, and blanch. Does Arcanist Lupus know my secret? I can't take the chance. I turn away suddenly and stick out my hand to shake which ever poster's hand is next.
I hold your handshake for far too long and then bow at the next poster
I accept your solemn bow and then walk around playing air guitar hoping someone will join me.
I jump in and start wailing on air guitar so hard that the scene fades into us air guitar-rocking a giant audience of screaming fans as we double solo and rock the entire known universe into a peaceful utopia.
It then fades back to us awkwardly air guitaring back to back by the fountain at the mall while everyone stares.
I sheepishly walk away, waving slightly to the next poster.
I half wave back, not sure if you're waving at me or the poster behind me. Then I trip and awkwardly fall over the next poster.
Little did you know that was me tabletopping you. I was pushing you backwards to trip over the next poster. I then hightail it, hollering at said next poster
I hear your holler as I wonder how I can get a forum badge for starting chain reactions on threads.
I express these thoughts as a breakdance of greeting to the next poster.
I am moved to tears by the beauty of your breakdance of greeting and drag over the next poster to join me in witnessing this magnificent expression of welcoming acknowlegment, but inexplicably get distracted before you've finished and challenge them to a thumb-wrestling competition instead.