Where In Time Is La Capitan?

I was considering making a "Villain Analogues" thread to match the Hero one in Rules And Gameplay, but decided that my analyses of the villains aren't nearly as snappy as the Hero ones, so people would either be bored by explanations of how Fright Train is clearly The Juggernaut, or confused by why I equate The Chairman with Baron Strucker.

Or maybe just confused about who Baron Strucker even is.

But I had to post just one of these analyses, the one nearest and dearest to my heart, which I suspect not everyone sees the way I do.

La Capitan, you see, is an analogue to my favorite super-villain of all time: Carmen Sandiego.

No, think about it: she’s a badass hispanic thief, you spend a goodly portion of the game chasing after her rather than fighting her directly, and she has a collection of colorful named henchmen with their own skills and backgrounds.  And La Paradoja Magnifica manages to cover all of her vehicle needs by being both a flying machine and a time machine!  Throw in elbow-length brown hair combined with a signature coat and broad-brimmed hat, and it becomes a lock.

(Good luck getting Rockapella out of your heard for the rest of today, by the way.)

RIP, Chief.

I never saw a kid win on the Africa map, btw

They hardly ever won in general - the map was upside down, and you have to run very fast even if you know where everything is.

The sad truth is, PBS didn't have the budget to give out a grand prize often.

Best computer games ever.

 

And Carmen did go on a heist through time several times ;)

Justin Time.  Renai Sonze.  So many puns!

I appove of this analogue.

I figure La Capitan is analogous to Kang the Conqueror, only Latina and with a different attitude (more sprightly than domineering).

Do you remember the Carmen Sandiego gameshow?!

of course.

 

It was on  the other day on... gah. that flashback 90's channel that plays things Animaniacs and the Gumi Bears. P something...

 

great show :p

A friend of mine was on that show. Africa defeated him.

Asia was ridiculous, you ran out of time even if you knew where things were, you just had too far to run.

Only Legends of the Hidden Temple beats Carmen for best gameshow of my childhood

People keep saying this, but I don't see it.

Sure, they are both villains who use time travel and oppose a team of four fantastic family members.  But do they have literally anything else in common?

Kang:

  • From the future.
  • Is an authoritarian ruler.
  • Motivated by personal tragedy.
  • Battles using an array of machines and countermeasures, with few if any human servants.
La Capitan:
  • From the past.
  • Is a countercultural rebel.
  • Motivated by excitement and greed.
  • Battles using a team of colorful allies, with minimal reliance on their advanced technology.
I... really don't see it.  If anything, you could make a case for any given Legion Of Superheroes villain, like Emerald Empress.

Not really; I figure that's enough.  Cappy is pretty much "an authoritarian ruler" over her crew though; I don't see anything about her being a "countercultural rebel".  And all of her colorful allies are using advanced technology.

She sails around on a ship with a small crew, stealing things.  Kang has a civilization.  Ruling over a dozen or so people doesn't really seem similar to me (and her crew are "like-minded" according to her bio, so I think even that small handful all follow her willingly).