1000 Blank White Cards II - Round 7!

1000 Blank White Cards

The cards aren't all made yet. We'll make it up as we go along.

GAME TWO!

So that first game was pretty fun, huh? Here is where the SECOND game of 1KBWC will begin!

The Rules

  • Your turn begins when I send you a link to a card via PM.
  • During your turn, play a card by posting an image of it to the thread and doing what it says.
  • Unless otherwise stated, a card can be played on any one player, and any mention of "you" means "the player this card is played on."
  • If a card requires you to do something, you must do it by your next turn.
  • If you do not play a card within 24 hours of your turn, you lose your chance and the next player gets their card.
  • Alternatively, after recieving a card you may skip the rest of your turn to get two more cards.
  • At the end of the round, I post a recap of what happened and provide an update of the current game state.
  • If we run out of cards or (equally likey) completely break the game, it ends and the player with the most points wins, provided no cards have changed the win condition by then.
  • If you have a blank card, you may create a new card and PM it to me. I will add it to the deck and send a random card back to you.
  • Submitted cards should be .pngs about 300×400 or 400×300.
  • I may create other rules during the game in response to new elements your cards add.
  • Make the game as fun as you can! That's what it's all about!

To Join

Just send me four cards of your own design in a PM and I'll add them to the deck! We use these to get started. Turn order will be determined by the order I recieve the players' cards in. Cards need a picture, a title, and a description of what they do. If the card has an ongoing effect( like giving someone a special ability or adding a new rule to the game), it stays in play and its effect ends when the card goes away. If it's just a one-time thing( like drawing a card or losing some points) the card is discarded after use. Usually.

Can people send cards without actually playing?

Sure! I always feel the game gets better the bigger the variety of people who contributed to it!

So far I've gotten cards from phantaskippy, Mezike, and TheJayMann. BlueHairedMeerkat, Silverleaf, and Ronway still must send me their four starter cards. As I mentioned in the other thread, this second game isn't gonna start for at least a week or so, so there's plenty of time to get them made.

Also, I've just created this one card that I'm really excited about and can't wait to see how it works! I don't wanna give anything away, so all I'm saying is cards that make players lose points will get pretty valuable...

Mine are sent. I'll be interested to see whether you allow one of them, Alex...

I have cards from everyone who expressed interest except Silverleaf right now. Hopefully we can begin soon!

Oh hey it looks like I got some cards from Silverleaf without realizing it! Everybody still wanna do this? I just need to set some things up and we can begin!

Yeah!

Starting hands sent!

The turn order this time will be:

  1. phantaskippy
  2. Mezike
  3. BlueHairedMeerkat
  4. Ronway
  5. Silverleaf

 

Ready... GO!

(On a side note, I'm really excited for the card one particular person got in their starting hand)

I'll play this on BlueHairedMeerkat.

 

Mezike's turn!

Mezike has not responded within the 24-hour time limit. Thus, he has lost his turn and play goes to BlueHairedMeerkat. Sorry, Mezike, I gotta keep the game moving!

I play a CENTIPEDE!

Looking down, I count six legs that are mine; two human legs (definitely mine) and four chair legs (and the chair is mine).Now you may say that I'm being ridiculous, that I don't have a leg to stand on, but the card clearly states that it's just legs you have, not necessarily legs attached to you, so I so have a leg to stand on... and that leg brings me to 700 points :P

I am unnecessarily happy to see that card. 

I shall bring forth, the fearsome kitty!

 

 

For this round, I shall ask, how many Ronway's does it take to screw in a light bulb, when the ladder is lathered in soap?

(I was expecting people to use the Demon Cat to get information related to the game, but silly questions work fine too I guess)

Seven. One to rinse the ladder off, dry it, and put the freshly-cleaned ladder neatly away in the closet; three to form a human pyramid under the bulb; one to climb the Ronway pyramid and replace the bulb; and one more to operate the Ronway Cloning Device beforehand( yes, the device only works on Ronway. Nobody knows why).

Also, here are the rules for handling cards with HP:

Additional Rule: Cards with Hit Points

Any time you activate a card effect that causes player(s) to lose points as part of its use, you may shift the point loss portion of the effect from a player's score to the HP of an HP-holding card in that player's play area. Decide whether or not to do this for each affected player individually. If a card's HP is reduced to 0 or lower, it is destroyed. HP may be restored to cards in a similar fasion. It's possible for a card to obtain more HP than its starting HP.

More serious answers at a later date, but didn't have one yet.

It's fine. Anyway, Silverleaf's turn!

I gift Mezike the Mafia Penguin, since he missed his turn. You're welcome.

It feels weird making a play without puns. 

So Ronway Meerkat and I all send him one card for the Penguin.

Waddle we do if he doesn't come back?

(that pun was for you Silverleaf)