Are you a biomancer clone?

[bobbertoriley]

None of those would guarantee that they would mention that devilishly good-looking Biomancer, so I think your questioning is just a little flawed.

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[Donner]

I am a clone.  I am not a Biomancer clone.

[Phantom5613]

@Trajector

You're walking through the desert when you encounter a turtle on its back. Do you turn the turtle over?

It depends on if he's sunbathing or not, and his 30-min for his stomach are up.

@Trajector

You're walking through a supply depot space station, when you encounter an Adama with a flashlight. What do you do?

I use my flashlight to find a dictionary and look up what an 'Adama' is.

@Trajector

Your friend tells you that the Dark Watch is a better team than the Freedom Five, and Dark Watch Setback has the best power. Will you play a game with your friend?

I marry them. On the spot.

[Lord_Flash_Fire]

@Trajector

You're walking through the desert when you encounter a turtle on its back. Do you turn the turtle over? I turn it over and paint it's shell teal

You're walking through a supply depot space station, when you encounter an Adama with a flashlight. What do you do? Google Adama

Your friend tells you that the Dark Watch is a better team than the Freedom Five I tell him that's a cool and good opinion, then have a 30 minute discussion about it 

and Dark Watch Setback has the best power. Will you play a game with your friend? I immediately discount all opinions my friend had said in the last week, refer him to a better dealer, and make him an anti-hangover meal. And give him a put-punch or two.

[PlatinumWarlock]

@Trajector

You're walking through the desert when you encounter a turtle on its back. Do you turn the turtle over?  I close my eyes and disbelieve this paltry reality, as turtles are almost universally aquatic creatures and would not be found in a desert.  Tortoise, yes.  Turtle, no.

You're walking through a supply depot space station, when you encounter an Adama with a flashlight. What do you do?  I push him into the airlock, as the real Adama should still be aboard the Battlestar known as Galactica.

Your friend tells you that the Dark Watch is a better team than the Freedom Five, and Dark Watch Setback has the best power. Will you play a game with your friend?

I agree with him on the first point, then proceed to judge his humanity by extolling the virtues of Freedom Six Tempest.

[Ehkrickor]

@Trajector

We can easily determine who is and who is not a fleshchild by administering a test with questions designed to provide an emotional response:

You're walking through the desert when you encounter a turtle on its back. Do you turn the turtle over?

I turn the turtle over, several times in my hands to make sure i don't see an Adrinka anywhere. Michael keeps getting himself into weird situations.

@Trajector

You're walking through a supply depot space station, when you encounter an Adama with a flashlight. What do you do?

Make humming noises, if it's dark enough for others to be using flash lights i'm probably using my Lightsaber as a light source (litterally did that the other week when a drunk guy hit a transformer and took out power to my neighborhood, now i have a reputation.)

@Trajector

Your friend tells you that the Dark Watch is a better team than the Freedom Five, and Dark Watch Setback has the best power. Will you play a game with your friend?

I bring up Phantaskippy's Till Death fan fiction variants because the story is great & if it gets enough attention maybe we can convince Adam to draw them. and we never actually get to the game because meta & fan fiction discussion takes up too much time.

[Jeysie]

@Trajector

You're walking through the desert when you encounter a turtle on its back. Do you turn the turtle over?

A turtle in the desert probably doesn't have long to live anyway, so might as well leave him there to be comfy and die more quickly.

@Trajector

You're walking through a supply depot space station, when you encounter an Adama with a flashlight. What do you do?

I tell him hey, no need to be hostile, there's plenty here for both of us. Then I plot to knock him out and steal his half of the stuff when he's less on guard.

@Trajector

Your friend tells you that the Dark Watch is a better team than the Freedom Five, and Dark Watch Setback has the best power. Will you play a game with your friend?

I still maintain my opinion that this question is of dubious usefulness since even fleshchildren have standards.

[Rabit]

@Donner

I am a clone.  I am not a Biomancer clone.

The site's "laughing" emoticon does not convey how loudly I laughed at this. 

And then I was saddened when I realized that a lot of people aren't even going to get it… 

[Powerhound_2000]

They might if his clone posted on here that we know of.  

[Matchstickman]

I once played in a Cthulhu game with a character called Ben Reilly who lost enough sanity to think he was a clone... unless I am Ben Reilly playing as Matchstickman now... failing some Luck checks recently would explain some things.

[Imprimis5]

There are absolutely no clones in these forums. I, the Community OverLord Kreeg, say so. Go about your ordinary business forumites.

[Powerhound_2000]

Next thing you know we will have Guise chiming in.

[bobbertoriley]

Alright, folks. Serious time. Who change my password to "I<3Bi0m@nc3R!"?

 

...At least they have a strong sense of security.

[X-metal]

Technically since you chimed in and guise is your avatar he chimed in. In all seriousness though I'm currently wrestling my keyboard from guises "let me see that" card grip.

[Powerhound_2000]

 Not entirely.  There is a forum member by the name of Guise.  

[Trajector]

“Kreeg?!”