Contest contest!

So I am quite out of ideas for how to give away a copy of The Witcher 2 on gog so I want to hear your ideas for it!

 

Post any idea for a contest, no matter how outlandish they may be, it can even include things which couldn't possibly happen in our corner of the multiverse! I will pick the 'best' one in a few days time (what with Christmas I'm not sure of my schedule) and the winner will get a code to redeem on gog.

 

Bonus points for including characters from Greater than Games products.

Bonus points for puns.

Bonus points for coloured text!

Sounds to me like you need a Pentathalon against the FV.

First, fight Legacy fisticuffs style.

Then go through Bunker's gauntlet (think American Gladiators with Bunker as the only attacker and live rounds)

Then a foot race with Tachyon.  Mind the lake in the middle!

Next is hide and seek with the Wraith.

And finally, a competition with AZ to see who can withstand the other's environment longest.

Anyone who wins probably cheated.

I think you should do a contest contest contest.

How do we know it's really Witcher?

To conduct a test, we need to prepare a very large scale and find out if it weighs the same as a duck. Since ducks float in water, we can deduct that Witcher should also be able to be bouyant and most likely made out of wood, and can be successfully ignited. Thus, the Witcher test will be successfully concluded after proving the Witcher can burn.

The contest will be to determine who can perform this very scientifically proven method the fastest.

I believe we call it "the pond."

There's only one way to settle this:  A Super Smash Sentinels tournament!

 

What's this?  You haven't heard of Super Smash Sentinels?  It's really a great game, and I'm quite a Fanatic about it.  It's knock-off, Super Smash Bros, is more famous, but there are Absolutely Zero things about SSB that improve upon SSS, and several things that are inferior.

 

Super Smash Sentinels is about to release it's 5th expansion.  It includes several Legacy characters (Including the Mainstay of the series, the Freedom Five), but there are a few new Guise as well.  They've also introduced the ability to change the fighters' outfits!  Most of them look pretty good, but a few of Chronoranger's outfits look a bit Tacky-on him.

 

You may have heard some Miss Information that there is some Friction between >G and the makers of SSS (Wizards of the Coast), but in Spite of all rumors, there have been no Setbacks, and I'm Tempest to say that this release will be the best one yet.  HurRAh!

 

 

(And now I really want Super Smash Sentinels to be a real thing.  It actually sounds like it would be a lot of fun!)

Four excellent entries, do we have more?

Lol!  I hope they packed a lunch!

OK so I am ending the contest right now, as I said four excellent entries but disappointingly no one got the Coloured Text Bonus. The winner is…

Recieving a PM right now!

Witcher 2 is actually free on Xbox Live next month if you have a gold account.

I just found that out. Huzzah!