Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation!

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Welcome to the Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation!
This was a fun little forum game that I first heard about on the Kingdom Hearts TCG Forums.

How it works is that one poster makes a wish, the second poster grants and corrupts it, and then wishes for something themselves!

Example:
Poster 1 - I wish that I had a million dollars!
Poster 2 - Granted, but it is all shredded! I wish I could live forever!
Poster 3 - Granted, but you are forever paralysed!

And so on and so forth.
I’ll start,

I wish I had enough money to pledge to become a playtester!

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Congratulations, you have enough money to be a playtester… of the new hobo themed Monopoly

I wish I could think of a wish

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Granted. Now you can’t stop thinking of wishes.

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Here you go. Look until you can see no more

I wish to have a cooler signature text.

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Granted, but now your signature has reached a internal temperature of absolute zero and must be left in a cyrogenic chamber until further notice.

I wish I had the determination to make my own board game.

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Poof, now that you no longer play any other games, you have all the time you need to make your own game.

I wish I was independently wealthy, so I could focus on my personal projects.

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Congratulations! You are independently wealthy but you earned all your money through human trafficking.

I wish my copy of Mage Knight the Board Game would arrive.

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Granted. It has arrived… as Mage Knight: Boy Band Fever Edition.

I wish to be perfect.

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Granted. You are perfect and no one can stand to be around you, so you now have no friends.

I wish I had unlimited garlic rosemary chips.

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Granted, but now your breath is keeping everyone away.

I wish I had more time to get things done!

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Granted, but now you have less time to do things you enjoy.

I wish I was a little bar of soap.

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Granted you a little bar of soap… In a prison shower.

I wish I had more wishes.

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Granted, and now your wish wishing for wishes wishes for wishes infinitely causing the universe to end with a stack overflow.

I wish I were more creative.

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Granted, you are more creative with flower arranging.

I wish I had enough time to finish all the projects that need to be done by GenCon.

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Granted, GenCon is canceled so you have all the time in the world

I wish that I was Dovahkin

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Granted, but since the don’t exist you disappear from existance.

I wish I could teleport.

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Granted, but now you can only teleport into a scene from the movie “Howard the Duck.”

I wish I weren’t so tired.

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Granted, but you’re stuck in the OdinSleep and miss out on all your obligations for the next month.

I wish I could get my name on the cover of a book.

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Granted, your name is changed to Mr Encyclopaedia.

I wish I could get some of the ideas in my head down into a mod for an RPG

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Granted, your ideas will be available in the “My Little Bronie” mod for the Teletubbies RPG.

I wish I could find true love.