What do you call a fish with no eyes?
No eye-deer!
Oh wait. Wrong joke.
Visually impaired?
Well you wouldn't call them a See bass.
Fsh
What do you call a cow that can’t give milk?
Winner!
A Milkless non-Aquatic interloper that needs to find its own thread.
Talk about your Udder Failures.
A cow?
Winner!
Oh my Cod. Aren't you guys fin-ished yet?
It's spelled cow, but it's pronounced. . .
Hehe
Funny joke, that is 1.
I want to share a secret.
I sing in choirs, and am often asked to sing religious music. I'm cool with this despite my atheism, since I figure pop singers aren't usually singing literal personal truth either. I'm pretty sure that Kylie Minogue has never been murdered by Nick Cage. Acting is part of singing.
But I sometimes amuse myself by substituting "cod" for "God". No one can tell, and it pleases me in an extremely childish way.
Doesnt really work in Latin though.
Throat-warbler Mangrove.
This joke never grows old. Quite often someone says something serious and I laugh, and they have no clue it's because I'm imagining this joke.
I know, I love this one. Did I ever tell you I met Michael Palin?