<Split from Some Quick-and-Dirty Wrath of the Cosmos Thougths>
Leave the porpoises out of it.
Please don't fish for puns
This is neither the time not the plaice for sea-related puns.
There is always a time and place for fishing.
High noon, middle of the desert?
On the other hand, phishing should never be encouraged.
And if you only fish for very short periods of time, all you'll catch is microfiche.
Who needs fish when you have ghoti.
Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. Set a man on fish, and you feed him for the rest of his life.
Give a man a fish, and he can eat for a day. Give a fish a man, and he can eat for weeks!*
*Assuming an appropriately large man and an appropriately small fish. Because explaining jokes makes them funnier.
Give a whale a man, and he'll end up with a throat. But you must particularly remember the suspenders!
I see we got split from the main fish.
This makes me very…
(Octo)pissed off. Ha! You thought I was going to say 'Crabby', didn't you!
The mods are very effishient like that.
Something fishy is going on here. On a very grand scale. Don't think I don't sea what's going on in here.
These pun threads are a ray of light in my otherwise dreary existence.
Oh, angling for the subtle puns, are we?
Fixed that for you
Not all rays are stingrays, y'know, and I like my puns subtle. Still, it's fun to discus fish!
Also fun to eat fish.
And even more fun to cat fish!