I also asked a neural network for some Spirits

Same as my Sentinels thread, I asked talktotransformer.com to suggest some new Spirits.  Copying and pasting from the wiki, I tried both with and without the complexity levels.  Without complexities:

Vital Strength of the Earth-Dragon
Walking Wildshard
Zap!
Wind's Winds of Darkness
Wrath of the Mountain Dragon
Whirling Death
Blades of the Mountain Dragon
Hexblade of the Sun Dragon
Shimmering Thunder
Bloodborne's Stormbound Dragon

With the complexities, the net went a little meta:

Unseen Power of the Shadow SubwayLDEGAMERATE
Vile Darkness Incarnate of the Serpent, Fire, and Airtransitional (Mature)
WARNING
The following characters are not intended to be sexually explicit for those that have been warned:
The following characters have strong sexual and/or non-sexual themes. A child (17+) may be shown using the character set as an adult. The only character that is not required to be a minor to read this book is the Shadow.
This is a work in progress, so the art can be tweaked in the future as we see fit.

 

Hm... what about with the Jagged Earth spirits as prompts?  Turns out that inspired poetry.

Volcano Looming High and Unstoppable
Erupt of the Flame
Waking from the Grave
Fade away into the Dark
Dawn's Breath
Gods that Speak
Curse of the Void
Tainted by the Sea
Beneath the Sea
The Void is not what you think
And the tides that seem never to end
But the endless dark knows no other tides
And those in its path can only follow, but never go
The sea rises and the sky falls
Climbing Up the Tower
Laughing the Sea
Shadows Unbound
The Void is not what you think
And the tides that seem never to end
But the endless dark knows no other tides
And those in its path can only follow, but never go
The sea rises and the sky falls
Climbing Up the Tower
Laughing the Sea
Shadows Unbound
Beneath the Sea
The Void is not what you think!

Oh, and the list of Scenarios came out great:

Hematite Storm
Enraged Demons
Dark Force
Drowning Earth
Shadow Demon
Vicious Demon
Searing Demons
Hellfire
A Soul Bound
Vampire
Tombstone
The Dark Dimension
The Great Forest
In the Dark
Inexorable Force
The Dark Dimension
Hell's Edge
Ascendant Land
Blistering Hell
Demon's Realm
Chaos Realm
Destructive Chaos
Scythe of the Black Flame
Etcher's Eye
Ascending Dark
Inheritance, Wrath, and Chaos
The Great Ocean
Ascending Dark
Ancestral Realm
Dark Realm
Hell's Edge
The Great Forest
Lava Sea
The Great Forest
Fire Hell's Edge
The World from Beyond
The Great Forest
Warp Storm
Bolster the Alliance
Ascending Hell's Edge
Curse of Eternity
Destructive Chaos
Divide, Sustain, and Conquer
Inexorable Darkness
Curse of the Fallen Throne
Hell

And here are some Powers:

Whose Boundaries Are Bound to One Another?
Wild Hunt of the Fallen
Feat of Death
Forged by the Flames of Death
Invisible Wind that Swalls and Spits
One in Sight, One in Fear
Open to the Path of Death
Rise to the Commandant, the Voice of Fire
Slay the Beast
Strip away the Veil of Rage
Swarm, the Spirit of War
Youth of the Sun
Zephyr's Resolve
Zephyros' Vampirism

And some Fear cards:

Threat From The Old Lords
Wake from the Curse
Wound in the Gutter
Yggdrasil's Wrath
Zooming in on Gaea's Hope
The Way to Dahan-Mangy

This is wonderful! Almost as good as the Botnik Haggadah, and the paint color Stanky Bean.

The card names are fantastic and edgy in all the right ways.

I'm digging WARNING XD

Where is it getting all these dragons from?  Spirit Island doesn't have any dragons!  Or Subways.

Maybe it's trying to tell us something...

That's what you're meant to think!  The power of the shadow subway is unseen.

Are the subway tunnels what Serpent leaves behind when it burrows under the island?

Is... IS SERPENT THE DRAGON???