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Legacy of Destruction - The Parsons family have been selfish, anti-patriotic louts holding back America’s development ever since 1775, when the Singular Entity known as Wellspring came to Earth, intent upon granting a boon of Progress to some leading figure who would grow to become the world’s greatest hero (it was loosely thinking of perhaps working on a progenitor of the Hayes family who would later move out west, becoming the most upstanding citizens in the corrupt mining town of Silver Gulch). Stumbling drunkenly upon the recently-arrived being, general-purpose loser Jehosephat Parsons utterly fouled up Wellspring’s efforts, absorbed much of the power it had planned to bestow upon someone far more worthy, and drove it to abandon the world in disgust; Jeho went on to sell out Paul Revere to the Loyalists and nearly torpedoed the entire Revolution, and after escaping justice for his treachery, he went on to found a lineage of sons named Paul in cruel mockery of his first (second, if Wellspring counts) ruined victim. Fast forward through eight other cads and bounders who have dragged America into pointless quagmire wars, and we get to “our” Paul, whose college philosophy courses made him the most nihilistic Legacy of Destruction ever. His battered and Stockholm-Syndrome wife Emily utterly fails at controlling his out-of-control narcissist daughter Paulina, who is well on her way to becoming the new LoD now that Aminia Twain has put Paul VIII away for good.
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White Wraith - Gallivanting around the world and squandering the impressive fortunes of her ruthlessly efficient business-tycoon parents, Maia Montgomery was an emotionally unstable wild-child who utterly squandered her potential; what little remained of her inventive genius was destroyed after she blundered in and out of the Tomb of Anubis, where she spitefully rejected a mummy’s kindly offer of eternal happiness in Duat, and was cursed to wander the world forever as a spirit of rage. Returning to her childhood home of Rook City, she has stalked the night and preyed upon the innocent ever since, strangling folk with her animated bandages or simply whispering terrifying threats outside the windows of children at night.
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Rampart - Not much to tell here; Tyler Vance and his CO General Armstrong are every stereotype of the brutal, sadistic Army thugs ever to come out of a Vietnam-era anti-war movie, and the Project Ironclad suits have been world-class weapons of mass destruction which have fueled profitable brushfire wars the world over for decades.
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Terminal Velocity - Again, we pretty much know the story here; Dr. Meredith Stinson is an amoral genius whose desire to get away with her every twisted ambition led her to intentionally dousing herself in tachyon radiation. After nearly murdering her moralizing lab assistant Krystal (fortunately she didn’t stick around to ensure that her deathtrap worked properly, giving Ms. Lee a chance to escape and seek refuge in Mordengrad), T.V. has gone on to cut a swath of chaos across the world, constantly pushing the limits of what she can get away with (she’s particularly fond of robbing gourmet kitchens, eating thousands of dollars of the finest haute cuisine within seconds, and then routinely bragging to insecure heroines about how she never gains a pound).
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Black Frost - Is virtually identical to the Absolute Zero of the main timeline, even to his suit design being almost the same…he’s just slightly more misanthropic, more bitter about his indenture to Terminal Velocity for the nigh-infinite cost of his suit, and generally incapable of growing as a character the way “our” Ryan did. He revels in the near-invincibility granted by his frozen, lifeless state, and is a lot less willing to intentionally heat himself up in order to create ice outside his suit, preferring instead to keep his Null-Point Calibration Unit perfectly tuned so that he remains optimally healthy.
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Singularity - As described in C&A’s episode, this Devra Caspit is a crooked robotics expert who eventually creates the autonomous robot Negatron.
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Haka - There was an immortal Maori warrior who ravaged his way across the world for centuries in the past, but he was long since erased from this timeline. (The real Haka is such a quintessentially good character that it’s not much fun to think about his evil version, so it’s convenient that the overarcing multiversal truth of Haka’s existence justifies the erasure of his version in this world.)
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Hellion - The equivalent of Fanatic, a spirit of Chaos incarnated upon the world to bring totally-metal destruction to anyone who crosses her path. I have nothing to add, even though she’s one of my favorite characters in the established canon of this universe. See her card in OblivAeon’s mission deck for basically everything we know.
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The Tempestuous One - An amoral survivor of a people who genocided themselves in their hotheaded pursuit of galactic power, the blatantly supremacist Maerinyan who proudly calls himself M’kk Dal’Ton has been persistently thwarted in his conquering ambitions by Grand Adjudicator Voss of the Thorathian Protectorate. After Voss’s effort to bring Earth into his federation was rebuffed, Tempest chose to stay on the backwater planet and carve out his own private empire of Plavu’Col, keeping a handful of sycophant toadies (and one gene-binding survivor who is working to undermine his authority whenever he’s away) to rule over whenever he isn’t out wreaking havoc among the “inferior” Terrans.
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The Viridian Virtuoso - A tremendously self-important and vainglorious individual whose entire music career exists solely for the sake of getting him groupies of both sexes, Anthony “Fat Tony” Drake (the nickname is ironic, he’s just as buff as our version) is the latest inheritor of the power which was stolen from the void by history’s greatest musical villains (Anpunku and Eydisiar and so forth). The noble Austrian conductor Franz Vogel nearly managed to bury this ancient cabal of wicked mages for all time, but after a century or two of blissful safety for the slumbering world-spirit Akash’Thriya, the greatest musical warlock ever has finally come into his power, and he pretty much wins every battle he fights because of how outrageously strong his magic is (few of his stories have actually been told in the pages of Disparation, simply because of how boring it is to watch a character who just always wins). The leader of the four-member Prime Ravagers team which have committed some of the most outrageous capers and atrocities of recent history, destroying all manner of ancient guardian-entities in order to harvest their power and squander it on selfish indulgences, Fat Tony has recently had to sacrifice some of his sources of power in order to escape retribution for his misdeeds (he broke the Bell of Xu Long to massacre an entire ship of Thorathian peacekeepers, and only years later did he briefly partner with the fallen savior Deadline in order to reforge this artifact), but he’s still an unholy interdimensional terror who seeks to orchestrate disaster on a global scale for the pettiest of reasons.
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Captain Cosmos - A ruthlessly effective prosecutor for the Crown Court, barrister Hugh Lowsley and his simpering brother Nigel were both empowered by an Oblivion Shard which fell to earth one day, but Nigel flew off into the skies in a cloud of fluffy-bunny fantasies and didn’t come back for years, so Hugh took his newfound powers and went about savagely torturing everyone who he had ever failed to destroy in the courtroom. Determined to prove his brilliance and dominance at any cost, Hugh eventually tired of tormenting small fry on Earth and flew off in search of bigger conquests; it wasn’t long before his little brother reappeared and started getting underfoot, and the two have clashed consistently ever since. While far more effective when he has some minions or patsies that he can temporarily empower, Hugh’s arrogance and hypocrisy are difficult for others to tolerate very long; he speaks down to everyone and uses all manner of specious reasoning to justify whatever actions he decides upon, and has tied entire societies up in grotesque parodies of the English legal system simply as experiments to amuse himself, hoping to identify new tricks that he can use on the rare occasions he comes back to Earth and slums it as an ordinary barrister for a while.
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Ra (later Horus) - An egomaniac, megalomaniac, pyromaniac, and pretty much everything else you can find in the DSM-V, the outrageously powerful sun god was once just a crooked archaeologist named Dr. Blake Washington, who plundered tombs for priceless national treasures and then sold them on the black market. But he hasn’t adopted that identity in decades, because ruling over an empire of melted glass in the desert better suits his vainglorious persona; while not particularly ambitious about actually doing anything beyond incinerating anyone impertinent enough to approach him, he’s one of the most vicious and destructive beings ever to walk the earth, and it has taken the combined efforts of the entire nine-person hero team known as the Ennead of Heliopolis to stop the handful of villainous plots he’s attempted now and again. Much of his general lassitude is due to a clever scheme perpetrated against him by the underworld’s protector-beast Ammut, who has used his arrogance against him in order to trick him into violating several mystically binding contracts, thus forcing him to spend years untangling himself from the consequences of his rash behavior.
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The Visionary - An experimental subject of the sinister Project Cocoon (which, as a black ops project aimed at harnessing greater power for the utility of the nation, is pretty much in the middle of the morality spectrum regardless of which end you’re starting from), Vanessa Long’s mind was fundamentally broken in order to unleash its power, leaving her so delusional that she believes herself to be a traveler from a different universe entirely, and sees her “new” home as being a largely irrelevant other dimension which she’s perfectly in her rights to destroy. Only the presence of an ethical and compassionate splinter personality within herself holds her back from the most destructive actions she’s capable of, and when OblivAeon comes to destroy this reality along with all others, one of the first things he does is transform Vanessa into his Dark Mind scion, which is accomplished largely by obliterating the “Light Visionary” persona entirely.
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Mister Fix-You-Good: H.R. “Slim” Walker isn’t exactly proud of his past as the ruthless drug kingpin Black Fist, but none of his discomfort is founded in ethics, only in preoccupation with whether he was given the respect he feels he deserves. He still runs his own little criminal empire out of an innocent-seeming auto repair shop, routinely having to discipline his cronies when they fail him - a pipe wrench here, a dropped engine block there, he has plenty of tools for improving employee morale. Other villains consider him a trustworthy source for assistance and advice, since he isn’t as egotistical or craven as most criminals (particularly in Overbrook City, where crime has barely even managed to gain a foothold).
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Ex-Patriette: Of all the powered individuals who Citizen Dawn has fostered within her Sanctuary of the Sun, her worst failure was her own daughter who now lives under the name Amanda Cohen in order to please the loutish grandparents who Dawn tried to shelter her from. Dawn always tried to reassure young Amanda that she was welcome in the Sanctuary, even if she never manifested superhuman powers as it was generally assumed she would, but the paranoid and insecure girl never believed it, and her entirely imaginary construct of her mother’s disappointment and eventual abandonment of her drove Amanda to run away before she could be rejected. Now a contract killer for hire, who takes particularly delight in snuffing out the naturally powered before they can find a way of integrating themselves into the world, Amanda wears a purely cosmetic eyepatch and dual-wields her custom pistols, which are named in honor of a Jane Austen novel that she took great delight in hiding from her mother all throughout her childhood, (having baselessly assumed that Dawn would take the book away if she found it, since obviously she must be bigoted against anything written by a powerless human). Totally ignorant of the fact that she’s invented all of her own problems, Expat wages a one-woman world against a world which she’s convinced hates and fears her, and has cost the world more than one cancer cure by putting down people whose miraculous abilities could have changed the world for the better on a massive scale.
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Big Risk - A narcissistic cad who haunts Overbrook City’s biggest casino, the inveterate gambler Pete Riske is convinced that he’s going to run the world one day as long as he keeps believing in himself, and no matter how often he loses a fortune on some obviously-doomed startup or other long-odds scheme to get rich quick, he never feels like a failure, because there’s always more money out there that he can steal to fund his next venture. It’s all insured anyway, so who cares if he’s plundering some old lady’s retirement account with a Ponzi scheme or the like? Let the bean-counters figure it all out, he’s got big plans to think about. Even his teenage ex-girlfriend’s attempts at teaching him some karmic justice with an “unluck hex” have done nothing to slow Pete’s consistent efforts at being the Next Big Thing. He’s read every “the Secret”-type book ever printed, attended all manner of motivational seminars put on by similarly-sleazy personalities (most famously including Mark Benedetto, who Pete doesn’t know is actually his most consistent foil on various crime capers, the armor-clad superhero Comeback), and generally just assumes that the Power of Positive Thinking is always going to make everything work out his way, believing this unquestionably no matter how much evidence to the contrary he encounters in his life.
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Misty Night - Faye Diamond’s grandfather started out in the Cult of Gloom but was too damn good at what he did, eventually being driven out by direct orders of Gloomweaver himself. And, having a deep-seated need to prostrate himself before a greater entity in search of power, Joe Diamond went in search of other nameless entities who he could venerate, who might bestow upon him the secret to various arcane formulae which Man Was Not Meant To Know. Exactly how Joe’s story ends remains unclear, but at some point he had a son, who had a daughter, and Faye disobeyed all of her father’s warnings to stay away from dark magic, eventually succumbing to a curse that shattered whatever sanity she once had. She now collects every dread artifact she can find and hoards them within her Overbrook City mansion, plotting to unleash all manner of havoc one day (see the Podcast episode “Nightmist’s Little Black Book” for more details on what horrific outcome the canon Nightmist has tried to avoid, and which this one is simply biding her time before doing deliberately).
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The Matriarch: As described in the podcast episode, this version of Lilian Corvus started out as the heroic Harpy (briefly having gone by Pinion early in her career and then abandoned it in favor of a more “edgy” name, signaling her eventual slide into morbidity and viciousness). Her sister Terminal Velocity eventually persuaded her that pursuing good ideals in a naturally evil world was pointless, and she eventually fell from grace, ultimately replacing the doomed Misty Night as the magical authority of the loose confederation of villains known ironically as Light Watch, which works to rule Overbrook City from the shadows.
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Chrono-Ranger: Sheriff Jim Brooks was the one-man army which ruled Silver Gulch with an iron fist, until he was eventually betrayed and ousted by his deputy, “old man” Pratt (who once slammed a man’s hand in a cell door, but didn’t do it “just 'cause”, he had a very specific and totally evil reason). With a bullet wound in his arm slowly succumbing to gangrene, the ex-sheriff stumbled into the desert, wandering so blindly that it took him hours to realize that he’d left the American West and entered some sort of bleakly tranquil other-world, populated by shy but friendly “fearsome critters” out of American folklore. Eventually he was scooped up by the robotic patrol drones of the Discordant Disharmony Entity (aka “Disco”), a vicious multi-mind entity which was sealed away in a bunker by the last generation of human survivors, and has been gradually burrowing its way out ever since, determined to rule the world even if nothing but ashes remains of it. Disco performed emergency surgery on Jim’s arm and eventually had to amputate it (naturally there was no anaesthetic, although that didn’t bother Jim too much since it was little different from what the most benevolent of doctors in his era could have done), replacing it with an array of cybernetic devices that would make him a useful minion. With temporal technology that its jailors had specifically tried to keep it from having, Disco sent Jim back into the history of this particular timeline (whose peculiarities include the ability to edit its own past without spawning any alternate dimensions, for reasons that would take lifetimes to explain - Eternal Haka could do it, but we don’t have him here, so that’s that). His mission - seek out specific Targets and terminate them by any means necessary. If he fails in his mission, he won’t be able to return…
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Negatron - see Singularity above.
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