MS Paint in <5 minutes with little or no talent

The more observant amongst you will have noticed Ronway's recent shiny (and let's be honest, crappy ;)) new avatars recently. I may have followed suit with my own avatar but of course I can't hope to compete with his artistic talents.

As the title suggests, these masterpieces of rubbish digital fan art were created in MS Paint in less than 300 seconds, with very little care and attention or technique or drawing ability. I love them!

And we also have Bluehairedmeerkat's excellent Ennead effort - 9 characters in 75x75px. I don't know how long that one took so it may not be strictly eligible for Paint>5mins status, but it certainly captures the flavour of this medium. [EDIT: I take it back, after a better look on a screen that's a decent size. That picture is far too good to be a P>5min. Far. Too. Good.]

So it's my birthday on Wednesday. And what I want as a present is... more pictures! And this is my challenge to you, oh gracious forum dwellers. Your prize is the knowledge that you made me and your fellow forumites smile. :)

The Rules

  • Draw something from the Sentiverse - any character, object, building, whatever. Doesn't have to be a copy of official art, be imaginative if you want.
  • Use MS Paint/similar to do the drawing. Alternative programs are acceptable as long as they are equally as basic, with no fancy stuff. What the hell, if you can do a Paint-style drawing in Illustrator then go right ahead.
  • No filters, special brushes, layers, or other poncy clever tools. We're talking the standard pen/brush, and maybe the spraycan if you're doing glowy light or something.
  • 5 minutes ONLY. This is very important. Less is probably better. My original drawing of Citizen Dawn took considerably longer than that and entirely lacked the charm of Ronway's Dawn (which I regrettably saved over in my idiocy).
  • I can't stress this enough: don't try to make it good. Recognisible, yes. Good, no. Crappy is what we're going for here because crappy is amusing.
  • Make it Safe For Work please. Personally I'd be totally happy to see a hot Tempest/Legacy/Mongolian Death Worm session in all its lurid glory, but let's not get anyone sacked or arrested or in trouble with their significant other or parents or whatever.

 

Do me proud, guys.

Here's my Matriarch picture, just to give you an idea. Behold its larger-sized-than-my-avatar crapness!

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Try this: copy the picture, click paste in the comment box, then another box should appear. Click paste again in this box. This should put the pic directly into the post.

Your comment about Tempest/Deathworm slashfic is particularly amusing to me, since the next Sentinels game I play will be my 69th.  I really wanted to commemmorate the occasion with a sex-themed game, but there really isn't a lot of suggestive content in Sentinels...about the best I could come up with is Nightmist, Visionary and the Wraith vs. Kismet in Insula Primalis, and I've already fought her there.  (There are absolutely no Environments which work for this theme; IP is just the least inappropriate, since at least it's warm and primitive there.)

Yay! I didn't know you could do that. Thanks!

Sentinels slashfic must exist. Rule 34, and all that. I believe there's also a Rule 34.1: If not, soon enough someone on 4Chan will make porn of it.

Sorry, my work takes a lot of energy out of me, so I will continue only making 1 every other day. Mwahahaha!

 

It exists. Even if it has never been posted or been seen by human eyes other than its demented creator, it still exists.

   Yeah, I'm really rather proud of my Ennead, but seeing as that was a P>1hour drawing it doesn't really meet your criteria... Hmmm...

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Happy (almost) Birthday, Silverleaf! :D

Yay! Thank you, that's perfect. :) Look at his little fingers!

I think it might have been under 5, at most it was 5.5 (I forgot to look at the clock when I started :blush: )

 

 

Wow, that ended up bigger than I thought it would. Any guesses where I tried to place this?

 

edit: okay, when I hit the edit button the picture is there. When I hit the post button it disappears. I keep shrinking it thinking tat is the problem, but what am I doing wrong?

 

Edit 2:  Okay, I just posted it as an attachment

yeah, I had some crazy trouble like that too. We need a 'how to' thread on here :-) in the end I attached the picture to the post then copied the attachment inline - probably not the technically correct way to do it but it worked!

Cool, I already drew a bunch of random Sentinels stuff for my partner to guess what they were when he was at my house a while back and we were sitting around not doing very much - I just drew various different characters and stuff in Paintbrush and he'd guess what they were (I started just using the black paintbrush but then started adding more colour on later pics - didn't bother filling anything in, though). I'll draw a bunch of them again and post them up on here for you at some point :).

HEY, SILVERLEAF!

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Happy 5th Birthday, Silverleaf. It has to be your fifth since Legacy put five candles on your cake, and Legacy is never wrong...ever.

Beautiful, thank you very much people. :)

I think Legacy's just being very kind by missing off the other 29 candles.E

Either that or he's worried about setting off the fire alarms...

Wait... I just noticed this.

 

Silverleaf, Did you turn 34 on Nov. 13?

if so... we were born on the exact same day :)

Yes, I was born on November 13th 1979. That's awesome, that makes us non-related twins, right? :)

sorry I'm late, but I'll throw one in too. Just give me a bit to think of a good one. Anyone in particular you'd prefer?

 

Whatever inspires you. :)