Much needed (wanted) flavour text

I want a card in sky scrappers deck to have a surfer (or other beatnik like character) saying .... "Whoa that chick is like wayyy big" 

... I would cry from laughing everytime i saw it :)

also any text other multiversers would like to see?

There are several cards where I would rewrite the existing flavor text, does that count?

I don't think there are enough BUDDAs on Bunker's Turret Mode.

that totally counts :) 
i want savage mana to go back to the hippocalypse 
 

I want the flavortext of Wrathful Gaze to be moved to a card that sees more play, so I have more excuses to read it.

 

"Foolish creature!  Stand not before RA!"