Trust me, it's no laughing matter when you're bitten by a radioactive yo momma joke
I would like to have the ability to create copies of myself. That way I will always have someone to play games with and they'll be at my skill level. Even better if I retain the knowledge they have gathered during the time they were around to their disappearance.
Only works on skills. The body doesn't have the necessary physiology to do powers. Ask Taskmaster.
There was this book series I read once, called "Amy Number 7." The main character was one of 12 genetically-enhanced clones, who had that power alongside super speed, strength, healing, and immunity to disease.
Yeah, I never said it was for superpowers, yet people tend to jump to that one.
I think preference for me would be telepathic cloaking, so not just invisibility, but more that when you don't want to be noticed people just don't realise you're there, don't pay attention to you and forget that you were right in front of them just now. As it's a mental effect would trick all senses not just sight and get around that awkward vanishing moment.
I mentioned this in the Ask A Forumite thread a while back, but I'll summarize my points:
Teleportation (with ability to teleport other objects of any size alongside me), because of these three scenarios:
1) "Hey there, [COMPANY NAME HERE]! I see you guys just ordered a shipment of [PRODUCT NAME HERE]. Shipping overseas, huh? That's pretty time-consuming. How would you like to pay the same price, but get that shipment over here within the next 2 minutes? You'd like that? Great! Now, sign here..."
2) "Hey, United Nations. Trying to supply impoverished countries in need of food? Finding the shipping process expensive and taking away funds you could use for medicine for those countries? How about I take care of that for you in the next two minutes? Can I take the medicine to them while I'm at it? Great!"
3) "You know, I've never been to Europe. Let me pack a sandwich."
Can you transport me to the States for a while please?
Sure, I'll have you over just in time for Gen Con.
YAY!!!!!!!! :)
Fortunately I was lucky enough to open a bar of Willy Wonka's Chocolate whatevers and 2 tickets to Gencon&Flight fell out, thanks to my super power.
Also I found the money just lying on the ground that let me buy the chocolate in the first place.
And a puppy!
Dammit. Willy Wonka chocolate is made by Nestlé, and I don't want to give them any of my money, even money I found on the street. No chance for me to win!
But you have a spare ticket, right?