Sith Ewok for the win.
Neutral side.
The upside of the Schwartz.
If I'm RPing, probably the Dark Side...because lightning! And throwing people off cliffs and stuff >:). And those Lightsiders can get pretty dark in their own way, messing with people's heads and stuff. So nurrh :P.
In the KOTR games I never went any path other than Lightside, but if it were real and I had a choice I would pick the Han Solo theory
Strange, I always thought you were real.
Fact or Fiction?
Define fact.
I'm going with Fiction that Matchstickman is real.
Ill go with the dark side and fiction.
100 years old, wizard, light-side, fact. Along with the floating castle and a supply of burgers, I should be good to go as I raind death down on my enemies in the form of fireballs. Really, its the best spell ever. Takes out pesky evil-infested villages and keeps you warm at night.
Is someone biting my 100 year old looking, wizard-with-a-sky-castle styles?!
I declare a wizzard battle! Your puny fireballs are no match for the sheer power of my lightning!
I bet my fireballs will do more damage to me than your lightning bolts will do to you!
New day, new question!
Khakis or Jeans?
Eagerly awaits Ronway's answer.
I once left my khakis in my jeans and couldn't open my car, but khakis have never been in my genes.
So I prefer Jeans. i won't let one incident ruin them for me.
…What?
Read my earlier post about point-blank fireballs. Or consider it an attempt to get them to defeat themselves with their own lightning bolt.
As for khakis or jeans, I prefer jeans. Better color choices.
Can't speak for Donner, but the D&D fireball spell (and it's associated alternates) is notorious (at least in our games) for being used in a way that results in damage to the party. Basically, people don't understand just how much volume it actually takes up when they cast it in a small hallway… 
Jeans.