What could it be?
An Otter Making a grilled cheese and tomato soup for you because you're sick in bed?
I like otters.
Otters are otterly brilliant!
Speaking of mustelids, do you know how to tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat? A weasel's weasily recognised. The stoat? S'toatally different.
A unique weasel is easily caught
you don't have to practice a lot
if you want one to sit
you 'nique up on it
or at least that was what I was taught
A tame weasel can be made to stay
using a method that I will now say
Here is what you should do:
you 'nique up on them too
for a tame weasel's caught the tame way.
I don't think you're in need of new jokes at all, Silverleaf!
I think many would disagree! 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8huXkSaL7o
No admin want to get in on this?
Nah, I'm good.