[I also picked up a couple of typos on the full card spoiler, which I'm putting here instead of in the proper place because I'm trying to leave and don't want to forget them: Planar Banishment is Planar Punishment and Expect The Worst is Expect The Worse]
OK, I'm going to take on Absolute Zero as I JUST managed to throw in both Null-Point Calibration Unit and Isothermic Transducer into a work meeting this morning:
We were meeting with some vendors who were promoting their latest in pedestrian and bicycle counting technology and in between legitimate questions about their wares I asked if one of them contained a "Null-Point Calibration Unit" to make sure that data from one count was not influenced by remnant data from a previous count. The blank look the vendor gave me was precious, but it was nothing compared to the look my co-worker gave me as he realized what I had just asked (I play Sentinels with him pretty often).
A few minutes later, while the vendor was discussing the pros/cons of laser and infrared tech versus video detection tech, I asked if the infrared unit would require use to get an "Isothermic Transducer" to compensate for variations in ambient temperatures that might be misread as peds or bikes. Again I got a blank stare from the vendor... but my coworker actually had to excuse himself from the meeting because he just couldn't hold on his laughter anymore.
I had to refrain from dropping more AZ terms into the conversation since it was getting pretty awkward... but I am confident I can do so at some point in time in other convos.