Okay fair enough, I guess it's just up to the poster to come up with as much of an interesting question as possible.
I think the quote is either Ex-Pat or Wraith, I'm going to go with Ex-Pat, but I don't have my cards on me.
If that is correct, then the next question is, after he was offered a spot, how long was it before AZ decided to join the Freedom Five?
Two Years.
Which stolen items are shown in Le Capitan's "Temporal Thief" card?
(without looking at it) SHE STOLE WRAITH'S HAIRDRYER, THAT MONSTER (looking it up: also the hud goggles and the legacy ring)
Who is being grappled by the Kraken?
Tamar. Says so in the Flavor Text.
What two environments have been confirmed as locations for the Citizens of the Sun?
Temporal Thief: Amulet of the Elder Gods?
Citizens of the Sun: Insula Primalis, I don't know the second one.
On which card did Fanatic wield Absolution with her left hand?
Temporal Thief: Looks like only three items are stolen, which makes sense since three is the minimum amount of players.
In Smite the Transgressor Fanatic is wielding the sword in her left hand. She is holding it in her left hand in the art for Prayer of Desperation.
Which heroes have been confirmed as dead in the Iron Legacy timeline? And the second location for the Citizens of the Suns hasn't been answered yet.
I'm not sure for the citizens of the Sun, but I'm going with Rook City since Expatriette tends to hang out there.
I believe the Dead heroes are Unity and Bunker
What compound was Spite given first?
You forgot Young Legacy!
(What, too soon?)
I'm not sure if it's been officially confirmed that Tyler Vance is dead in the IL timeline, but there is a lot of evidence that suggests that it is very likely.
The second location for the Citizens of the Sun is the Wagner Mars Base. I remember reading that somewhere, but forgot where and can't find it.
PLC Compound 530.
Which of the Virtuouso of the Void's instruments was destroyed by Akash'Bhutta?
Fiddle.
How many different people wearing the Bunker armor (different versions) have we seen in-game?
3
Tyler Vance (normal Bunker), Bunker: Engine of War ( formerly known as Fright Train?) and there is a Bunker with Grandpa Legacy on one of the Realm of Discord cards
How was Nightmist cursed?
She messed up the Mists of R'lyeh spell and infused her body with the mists.
How many cards show Wraith's hairdryer?
Four; Impromptu Invention, Imbued Vitality, A Ms. Information card whose name I can't remember, and Temporal Thief.
Which heroes have nemeses in the environment, and which envioronment is each nemesis in?
chrono ranger in final wasteland, the rat guy thing. And Ra has Anubis is his temple.
Why was haka exiled from his people and where do his power originate?
you forgot the several on Decomissioned Hardware.
But there were no people in those…
oops. I missed the 'people' in that question :p
The name of the rat thing is the Rat Beast.
Haka is exiled from his people because his facial tatoos, the Ta Moko, disappear suddenly. I don't think his bio actually gives the source of his power. He gets killed by his tribe and then miraculously comes back to life with each wound he receives making him stronger.
What is the story reason for Fanatic becoming Redeemer Fanatic and Ra becoming Horus of Two Horizons?
From Haka's online bio:
Power Source: Genetic, Tribal
Fanatic is defeated by Apostate and, shaken, she goes off to be emo and brood and stuff. She returns as the Redeemer, stronger in her faith than ever. Pretty much the same with Ra-got beaten by the Ennead, went out into the desert to brood, came back with a kick-ass beard and raring for another go with the Ennead.
In which hand does Expatriette hold Pride?