In the vein of “The Punisher Kills the Marvel Universe”, I present Stuntman starring in an Ambuscade Studios production of an Ansel G. Moreau film, “Stuntman Pacifies the Final Wasteland”. A sequel to the world-renowned blockbuster “Stuntman Versus the Cult of Gloom”, this installment sees Our Hero, along with 2-4 of his various comedy sidekicks, and his archenemy Gloomweaver transported to the Final Wasteland. His mission: bring lasting peace to the despairing remnants of humanity by wiping out every single one of the cultists, zombies, monsters, cult relics, and Voodoo Pins, and then torment Gloomweaver for a while until even the Lord of Despair loses his appetite for suffering and futility.
The gameplay is normal, but your objective isn’t just to win against Gloomy, it’s to feed every one of Gloomy’s villain targets to the Unforgiving Wasteland. (You’d be within your rights to stack the deck so that UW is the first Environment card played; I just got lucky.). You must then run at least once through Gloomy’s deck, which now consists solely of three Vast Followings and a Strength of the Grave, with the five Zombies, six cultists, six pins, three relics, and Ophidia all removed. You must also have removed every Cryptid from the deck except for a single Skunk Ape, which will be Stuntman’s merchandisable pet after the movie blows up at the box office. By far the hardest part of this task will be getting the Mongolian Death Worm killed; No Time to Bleed and maybe a Hidden Mine might help with this, while some Stylish Armor keeps the Ape from hitting Stuntman and triggering the Mine prematurely. When I tried this, the Mine ended up killing Gloomweaver, so I didn’t get the full villain-torturing experience; maybe the right alternate companions will help.
The attached screenshot shows my progress toward obliteration a few rounds before the end; I didn’t think to Meanwhile the lethal Mine and grab another picture before the game ended. Lets see if you can succeed where I failed, and achieve total box-office domination![/xtremeversevoice]