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Disagree with assertions made in last post.
TRAINS!!!
Points out flaws in the logic of post. Also explicit comments about poster's mother.
Intractable situation.
Calls for judgement on both parties by new Community Manager!
Inevitable derailment of the entire thread into an endless stream of train- or boat-related puns… Or, for bonus points, both at once.
Reply to thread in general, unnecessarily quoting the post before mine with the unstated, but still obvious, intent of starting another quote pagoda and breaking the entire formatting of the forum.
Pleas for community to manage itself.
*vision-obscuring device deployment in order to cover escape*
Traditional mod post supporting other mod's pleas (but with recognition of other mod's new, improved role 
).
Argument about which cameo character is better.
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Rant about censorship.
obnoxious post blatantly ignoring mod's post request for some semblance of order
1000 word post about how I have the right to say whatever the hell I want without having to create paragraphs.
Link to Rick Astley video (which actually turns out to be a video of a cat falling off a chair).
Third post in quick succession, demanding to know why no-one's replied to me yet.
Double post.
Expression of surprise about double post.
Quick answer before an inevitable frenzy, with a healthy glee as the subject