Convincing argument that I meant my attention was dedicated to driving an old steerable wooden cart.
Ranting about ranting.
Link to argument clinic Monty Python sketch
Quiet wish that this thread had never been started.
Barrage of Monty Python quotes.
Witty nonsequitur.
Posts a response to something 30 posts back, but doesn't quote it.
Post clearly meant as a response to a completely different thread.
Post about how all threads are the same.
Post bemoaning how no one has posted on this thread in forEVer.
Post complaining about necroing.
Post complaining how it's better to necro an old thread than to start a new one for every single subject without bothering to check whether the subject has already been adddressed at some point since the forum was first started up.
Comment agreeing and pointing out it will help search results.
Post sarcastically agreeing that it is totally viable to search through every single thread to see if maybe someone mentioned something similar to what you are about to say before you make a new topic.
Post predicting what the next post in the thread will be and that three other threads on the topic will already exist.
Post that has words that aren’t so relevant to the topic, but causes the thread to pop up first no matter what you search for.
Post blaming Ronway.
Post complaining that everything in the last five posts has already been discussed earlier in the thread, and elsewhere.
Post complaining that people should stop complaining about stuff.
Post asking everyone to continue to keep it civil.
Including a picture of a kitten.
Post complaining about all the people complaining about the people complaining about all the complaining.