I can’t make it to GtG, but why should that stop me from trashing my non-existing opponents.
You are all going down, like Ra in a freezer.
I could totally beat everyone if I were playing. So that's why I am adjudicating, instead.
Y'all are going down, like Baron blade on a no longer mobile defense platform.
"Craig the Adjudicator"…
Doesn't have the same ring as "Ronan the Accuser".
I like it. That will be my title on Saturday, and I will demand that everyone refer to me as that.
I will not be attending, because Smash Bros comes out the next day. Also, budget reasons. But mostly Smush Bros.
So THERE.
[robot voice]
what a strange game. the only winning move is not to play.
I will beat you all so hard you'll wake up in a different country to me!
THAN me
Don't you talk to me about grammar!
But, if you are not for yourself, who will be for you?
Pretty sure you don't use an all capital letters word in the middle of a sentence.
Spoke like a true South American.