The "I have nothing real to contribute, but I am sick of seeing no new posts" thread <2014 Award Winner>

Hey, who stole my chair?

Wasn't me!

*sits down comfortably*

It was that damned Sasquatch.

Think fast!

2+2=5.

For sufficiently large values of 2.

But only for suffic-

Dammit Rabit

OOOO, I Hates that Rabit!

If you had to choose, which would you pick?

I would pick having dinner and a walk-and-talk around Indianapolis with grysqrl and his wife tonight. Which I got, so I guess I win.

I am currently the only active user here, what are you all doing instead? Have you deserted me?

Not any more. 

“Camping”

I was at a board game designer meet up, playtesting my awful prototype.

Your awful protoype? If only you knew a publisher who could help you improve it (or at least boost your confidence).

Stuff

And now we’re waiting out a storm…

Have you ever noticed that...

Yup

Something has been bugging me for awhile, why don't I have an avatar?