Because cats power the internet. A purrfect reason.
No pussy-footing around. Tell your tail meow and be done with it.
Sounds more like a catastrophe...
McBehrer is going to have kittens when he sees another pun thread. We don’t mean to make him climb the wall, it’s just an itch we’ve got to scratch. Just take a few deep breaths old boy and you’ll soon be feline fine.