I've started 333 topics!
Dang it. 334
Wow. This is a flashback to the old days on the original forums… 
Wow, that’s a huge number of topics!
How many of those topics have been on topic though?
This is all very important. And very very relevant. I meant irreverant. Whatever.
When he started them? 100%
Because the first post is always on topic – it’s defining the topic.
Now how many stayed on topic…?
I don't know what's going on but I like it.
We’re all pretending.
Sheesh, this off topic thread has gone off topic. I demand a thread split. And a quote ziggurat. And a pony. And a swivel chair ride around the office. And a Mastodon wearing a t-shirt that says “I’m all thumbs up for evolution!”
And a load of obligatory train puns. Don't forget the train puns! How better to derail a thread? ;)
Just look at all these puns, diesel derail this thread for sure.
I was half pointing out something that seemed cool to me – an unusual, interesting number of topics (333) and half making a joke – I had 333 topics created, but by creating a new one to tell you all about it, I ended up with a different, less interesting number of topics (334).