Train Puns (WAS "Ziploc Bags")

Do we have a legendary thread archive? Because THIS definitely deserves a spot.

Uhm… Bullet train?

You know, puns about monorails always make for decent one-liners.

Well sir, theres nothin' on earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car monorail!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEZjzsnPhnw

Oh, so that's where this card came from.