Variant Unlock: Eternal Haka

Please only discuss unlocking Eternal Haka in this thread.

 

Official Unlock Instructions

I think Eternal Haka will be unlocked by having Haka bake mini pies.

I think the Eternal Haka will be unlocked by reading The Wasteland, by T.S. Eliot while playing the game.  

There is no unlock procedure, you simply have to wait a very, very, very long time. A very long time. Very, very long.

Probably something in the Finala Wasteland, but not sure what.

Maybe try fighting Plague Rat in the Final Wasteland and have Haka be the last hero standing?

Maybe it's not dealing damage in the final wasteland? he did become more of a pacifist if i'm not mistaken

Now I want mini pies.

How about Haka has all targets of the Final Wasteland under Savage Mana?

 

I would imagine it would be tied to his library card in the final wasteland

Or it could be something involving Silver Gulch and becoming Lost in Time, thus allowing other heroes to meet Eternal Haka.

It's not the following

Legacy/Tempest/Haka

Gloomweaver

Final Wasteland: COn's bunker and Library out

Haka has 2 Dominions and Ta Moko Out.

Haka dealt 0 damage whole game

Tempest got killing blow. 

 

its not having the unforgiving wasteland killing off 2 allies from the game and killing the villain, all while the library is in play

Haka/Dark Visionary/Rook City Wraith vs Ambuscade in the final wasteland

Also, fun fact discovered while testing this, if you get removed due to wasteland, any effects that expire on the start of your turn, like stun bolt, don't expire as it never reaches your turn anymore.

So in theory you could completely cripple a villain like Spite by having Wraith Throat Jab them, then get devoured by monsters?

that's how it's working, of course it's a question of if it is intentional

Also another test, same team as last time, I had all of the wasteland out, plus enduring incession, and all three domininons, then killed all targets with a single rampage with savage mana, then finished ambuscade with said savage mana and everyone with their entire decks in play or in hand.  Lets just say tripple mega computer helped, and their needs to be an auto-skip function cause some many prompts that did nothing was tedious. 

Has anyone tried:

Haka last man standing

Library out

Winning with a Haka of Battle?

 

Interesting, we'll have to ask Christopher about that.

it is consistent with the ruling that you can skip the discards to keep elemental forms in play if you skip your turn for a self destruct sequence that was played before them.

I would disagree.   Depending on order of things you could still lose cards that get destroyed at the start of your turn even if you do eventually if you choose to skip your turn.   In this case Throat Jab or similar effects would be in play before the character's removal so it begs the question to me whether a hero who has been removed still has a turn even if they have nothing in play.  

Eternal Haka's long life is tied to his regenerative abilities. What about healing some ridiculous amount of health with Haka of Restoration?