And that's a… anyway, not the one you wrote.
I think you'll find it's an ute actually.
Not a mandon?
Apparently not. Ean is payng an ute.
Rather, yes.
cough Perhaps you need to mark your keyboard so you are not tempted to use the forbidden letters cough
That's what's got when you summon Ronway...
Only when you summon me during my bath and it is this cold outside. Jeez, give a guy a warning next time…
That is an image I'm not sure I'm comfortable with.
Nothing uncomfortable at all about that.
ECCH no one TOLD ME it was my turn. You can't expect me to remember the turn order myself!
Anyway, maybe I can brake/break (double pun power!) Silverleaf's point streak by giving her... THIS!
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/78312723/1KBWC/BlueHairedMeerkat/The%20Curse%20of%20Being%20Generally%20Shite.png
Also, Mezike didn't do a Train Pun on his turn. -500 points, plz
I did two train puns on my turn lad...
Ah, I see them now. They were in the post BEFORE the one with all the cards. My mistake.
Anyway, my turn is up; I would have played 2 cards, but I find myself lacking in any, having discarded all of them.
Am I correct in assuming the Curse of Being Generally Shite is meant to permanantly change someone's score, i.e. Silverleaf's score won't return to 1900 when the card goes away?
(Also, Silverleaf, it's your turn now)
Yes
In case anyone is curious, yes, you can have a score below 0.
So all that punning was in vain! Noooooooo!
I worked so hard for those points as well. You are bad people. :(
Time to go grave robbing! I didn't want your lousy points anyway, so I'll take rejected cards instead.
Recap Time!
BlueHairedMeerkat thought he could sidestep the mass REDACTIONS by casting a spell instead of playing a card, but not even magic could escape Mezike’s frenzy of censorship, and the spell he cast was [REDACTED]
Mezike finally released all the cards he had REDACTED. He sent a kitteh to go and eat Silverleaf’s pizza, gave McBehrer a hedgehog to hold, and sent Meerkat’s own keyboard-immolating spell right back at him. Looking about nervously at all the people he’d just angered, he called over Elan the Bard in hopes of looking more innocent with the Order of the Stick’s most lovable party member on his side.
In between turns there was a bit of a rules kerfuffle regarding who can be the target of Give Me a Hedgehog and I'll Show You Why, so in an act of goodwill Mezike discarded his own hand as well. +1 Sportsmanship!
McBehrer noticed that even without her pizza, Silverleaf still had way too many points, so he cursed her with general shitey-ness.
Silverleaf decided that even without a super-high score, she could still make her hand even more ridiculously huge. She sent a zombie with balloons tied to it up to the top of the trash pile, where it found her a cat-creature with approximate knowledge of everything, and umm… Ronway, apparently.
Status:
The deck has 25 cards remaining.
All players must make at least 1 train or smashing-related pun on their turns, or take a 500-point penalty. Each additional pun after the first is worth 100 points.▯
BlueHairedMeekat has 7 points and 34 deer teeth
-Can cast a spell if he discards a card instead of playing one.▯
-Is holding an Infernal Pact of Power granting an extra card play to anyone who chooses to sign it and refrain from using negative cards on him.▯
-May not use the I, J, K, or L keys.▯
Mezike has 700 points
-Can redirect a card from himself to another player, then send Elan to that player.▯
McBehrer has 366 points
-Has signed the Infernal Pact of Power.▯
Silverleaf has 0 points D:
-Cannot have a score exceeding 0.▯