HOLD ON
these are also in the discard pile, having been discarded from my hand from me having a porcupine thrown at my head.
In order from top of the discard pile to bottom of the discard pile, there are:
So... yeah. Unless those other cards were discarded AFTER I got hit by a flying hedgehog, you get 2 blank cards.
A throaty guffaw. "You expect my curses to affect me? Hah."
Second part:
So the spell gets rather derailed :D And for my next track:
150 Cuteness Points to meeee!
Hey McBehrer, I also ditched my hand on the Hedgehog card so I think that Silverleaf picked up my cards. If you want to pick your cards up again that's cool with me as I lost the plot about two seconds after this game got started! I'll have to wait and see what I get dealt then play it straight out - or just hide in friend tree Steve for a round I guess!
Yep, that's what happened. I guess I ought to add that to the recap…
ALSO.
You'll notice that in the corner of Magical Girl, there is a number for HP. Quick thing about that number:
Let's see how this plays out!
Mezike, you may go!
Well, I have little option but to play the only card I have - no hit points on this one unfortunately (this particular pun is getting old!)
I think that I am going to stick this card in front of Silverleaf. I gather that the points won't score immediately because of her current state of general shite-ness, however it could then score were the curse to go away… or maybe end up being a negative score… ohhh, I love a bit of slow burning tension in a game! I'm either being a gentleman or a cad, only time will tell 
Oh yeah. BlueHairedMeerkat, how does this card combo with that other one? I know in some versions of 1KBWC the point cards stay in front of you and you just add them all up at the end, but I was going with the version where scores are kept independently of what happens to the cards, and score-changing cards just get discarded after applying the effect. Carbon Dating seems to be designed for the other version. How should I handle this?
Hmm... a bunch of blank cards ended up in the discards... I wonder if I can just sort of... reach over and take them for my own uses? No sense letting them go to waste! The deck might be getting a few more cards added next round, if the other players don't mind? I think the game could use some fresh material; I haven't recieved any new cards in a while. Is that alright with everyone?
Also, McBehrer, I've sent you a card.
Hello, and welcome to Whose Turn Is It Anyway?!
We're getting back on track here, with a smashing display of showmanship by yours truly! Everyone gets 1000 points, but -- true to Whose Line tradition, they serve no purpose WHAT SO EVER! HUZZAH!
Silverleaf's turn!
Hmm, yeah, that is a problem... I suppose the easiest fix is to just change it to 'if Molecular Bondage has been played', though that may make Mezike rethink playing it...
How about it stays in play and changes the score at the end of the game if it's still there, like it would if we were using the other rules?
How could I NOT use this card? Especially as I know Ronway's keeping track of this game...
Yeah, okay, that works too Alex.
BlueHairedMeerkat's keboard had burst into flames, a victim of his own magic spell! He didn't panic, however, because any magician worth his pointy hat knows to take precautions against this sort of thing. A wave of the paw, and the enchantment was dismissed. Then he called forth a cute and spunky sidekick to assist him in his wizardry.
Mezike put two atoms out on a date, and made Silverleaf in charge. Let's hope nothing weird(er) happens, or she's gonna get the blame!
McBehrer, still sitting at a meager one-card hand, was forced to improvise. This benefitted everybody's score in no way whatsoever.
Silverleaf saw but one way to handle this: Ronway. He also did nothing helpful, but he's a pretty cool guy so who cares.
The deck has 22 cards remaining.
All players must make at least 1 train or smashing-related pun on their turns, or take a 500-point penalty. Each additional pun after the first is worth 100 points.▯
BlueHairedMeekat has 107 points, plus 1000 points that mean nothing, 150 Cuteness Points, and 34 deer teeth
-Can cast a spell if he discards a card instead of playing one.▯, spells are ▯▯▯
-Is holding an Infernal Pact of Power granting an extra card play to anyone who chooses to sign it and refrain from using negative cards on him.▯
-Can spend 25 Cuteness Points to change some quantity on a just-played card by +1 or -1, once per round.▯, 700HP
Mezike has 700 points plus 1000 points that mean nothing
-Can redirect a card from himself to another player, then send Elan to that player.▯
McBehrer has 666 points (Not even gonna say anything this time) plus 1000 points that mean nothing
-Has signed the Infernal Pact of Power.▯
Silverleaf has 0 points plus 1000 points that mean nothing
-Cannot have a score exceeding 0.▯
-Will gain 400 pts at the end of the game.▯
Also, seeing as two of our players have no cards in hand, I think I'll introduce a
A player may end their turn after recieving their card to get two more cards afterward.
BlueHairedMeerkat's turn!
Well, Silverleaf's points have been dealt with, which is good. Does that much punning require special training?
Anyway, magic time! I will discard Okaysauce to fuel my infernal combustion:
(Totally not an evil warlock...) Casting this on Mezike. Mwa Ha Ha.
Hee hee. Oh, this ought to be good.
Mezike, it's your turn.
Whenever you make a new card from a blank one, it's shuffled into the deck, right? But that means your hand will get smaller each time you contribute your creativity to the game! That's no fun! From now on, and retroactivly, I will send you a card for every card you add to the deck in this way.
So this means that I owe...
BlueHairedMeerkat: 3 cards
Mezike: 2 cards ( but he discarded his hand afterward)
McBehrer and Silverleaf: none
Tell me if I miscounted anyone's submissions.
Infernal Combustion! HAHAHAHA
Also, my having 666 points AND having signed the Infernal Pact of Power is COMPLETELY UNINTENTIONAL.
