(I am in the middle of a very short and brutal solo game as we speak - I hit a rules question about how Diplomatic Envoy interacts with Stealth Bot, which I know has already been answered and I was looking for the answer when I saw it was my turn; such a distraction was naturally exactly what I need in the midst of all this combat math. But at least I have my deck handy to find out what I drew. Turns out to be a second NPCU.)
"Hey Legs, anybody ever tell you that the Boo-Rah Go America routine can get a little old? I mean, I get that you're trying to help, but I've heard it all before and it's really starting to get painful."
Absolute Zero
HP: 29
Hand: Focused Apertures (2), Cold Snap, Hoarfire, Frost-Bound Drain, Null-Point Calibration Unit (2), Onboard Module Installation
In Play:
Trash: Glacial Structure
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Start of Turn:
Play a Card: Onboard Module Installation. Draw Isothermic Transducer (oh joy). Search Isothermic Transducer out of deck and play it.
Use a Power: Thermodynamics. AZ deals 2 fire damage to himself ("Gee, thanks Legs.") and 2 net cold damage to Akash'bhuta ("No, really, I mean it. At this rate she'll be dead in a mere six years or so, and I'll actually live to see about the first month.")
Draw a Card: Thermal Shockwave ("Well, that should definitely improve my mood. Twelve thousand kelvins of hot scalding death, all thanks to my good old buddy Legs not knowing how to keep his motivational speeches to himself. I'm sure my painful and ignominious demise will totally make all the difference against that mountain we're trying to kill.")
End of Turn:
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HP: 27
Hand: Focused Apertures (2), Cold Snap, Hoarfire, Frost-Bound Drain, Null-Point Calibration Unit, Isothermic Transducer, Thermal Shockwave
In Play: Isothermic Transducer
Trash: Glacial Structure, Onboard Module Installation
Effects: Whenever AZ is dealt fire damage, he deals that much cold damage to any target. Akash'Bhuta at 198. (To be clear, I'm not actually complaining about Legacy's bonus, I'm just figuring I should roleplay the interactions between AZ and him appropriately.)