We will go with Rejuvinating Entropy on top 
. Joking haha. Tyler, Ryan, stop looking at me like that, it was a joke. AAAAUUGGH!
But Seriously:
I'll put Arboreal Phalanges on top, bury Rockslide and Entropy.
Abominable Snowman on top, Rat Beast on bottom.
I had forgotten that we were playing on advanced with DR, so Zero's blast on Akash last turn only got through for 2; she should have one more hit point.
"All is not forgiven, spandex, but it's a start at least. And you're the soldier, tin face; I'm just a janitor, here to clean up one hell of a mess."
Absolute Zero
HP: 28
Hand: Focused Apertures (2), Cold Snap, Hoarfire, Frost-Bound Drain, Null-Point Calibration Unit, Isothermic Transducer, Thermal Shockwave
In Play: Isothermic Transducer
Trash: Glacial Structure, Onboard Module Installation
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Start of Turn:
Play a Card: Cold Snap
Use a Power: Thermodynamics. AZ deals 3 fire damage to himself ("You're such a good friend, Legs; I'm totally blushing in here.") and 4 net cold damage to Arboreal Phalanges {8}.
Draw a Card: Frost-Bound Drain ("I keep saying the same things over and over, but nobody ever listens....")
End of Turn:
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HP: 25
Hand: Focused Apertures (2), Hoarfire, Frost-Bound Drain (2), Null-Point Calibration Unit, Isothermic Transducer, Thermal Shockwave
In Play: Isothermic Transducer, Cold Snap
Trash: Glacial Structure, Onboard Module Installation
Effects: Whenever AZ is dealt fire damage, he deals that much cold damage to any target. Akash'Bhuta at 198.
Aak! Visionary, is there anyway you could take out Entomb with your Mental Divergence instead? We wouldn't want to make Unity sad...
Yes, please! That'll kill all my bots… 
Since AZ's health is plummeting until he can get around to playing his NPCU, I thought about requesting Entomb removal, but I decided it wasn't necessarily the best use of DV's power phase. Without Turmoiling one of the enemy decks, we're leaving ourselves wide open for some horrific chain which could hurt us far more than just 5 damage apiece (and then Entomb goes away). Granted, AB is getting multiple plays, so DV can't completely lock her down, but it would still help to be able to banish one card out of two. I can see going either way on this one.
EDIT - It looks like everyone but Meerkat is currently online. Le sigh....
Visionary used Precognition to scry the villain deck, so that one's already under control.
If the Entomb goes off, not only do we all take damage (guaranteed), but I also lose all my bots, putting me effectively back to square one. I'll be outputting a minimum of 8 damage with them next turn (enough to take out a Limb or put one in striking range), so I'd much prefer to keep them alive... I think it's worth the gamble on the Environment Deck.
Oh man, I had planned on that, but I forgot and used Turmoil and the cards were revealed. I don't think it is fair to go back on that now.
I'm sorry. That is my bad.
I think one fair thing to do might be to reshuffle the environment deck.
That would solve the problem with equity, GM permitting.
We'll have to get a verdict from Meerkat, I wouldn't allow it, but if he will I'll destroy Entomb instead.
It's a simple fix, if permitted: shuffle the Environment Deck so we don't know what's coming and destroy Entomb.
However, I can see the alternate side of things as well, as we did go through the rest of the round with the knowledge gained from Turmoil...though it would be nullified with a shuffle.
If it were a real-life game, I might be inclined to not rewind it, but as a forum game? Destroying Entomb was mentioned several times throughout this round and it was definitely on the radar. The decision the hands of our mighty GM and I'll run with whatever he (she? I think he) decides.
I for one made no plans on the basis of such knowledge. It's the Final Wasteland (duh-duh-duh-duh), I pretty much take it as read that it's going to spit out critters that will chew on one or two targets, probably weak ones. Exactly which card shows up doesn't concern me all that much.
If it were a real-life game, I might be inclined to not rewind it, but as a forum game?
Yeah, in an RL game we'd be talking in real time about what to do, not posting sequentially. They don't really compare.
My point exactly–the communications delay prevented us from saying "Dude, Visionary's the only one with ongoing destruction right now–can you take that out this turn?"
Hence why I'd allow such a retcon in a forum game–but, then again, I'm not our GM.
Reading this, I was so tempted to try and convince the forum I was female… I don't know what that says about me, but oh well. And yes, I will allow an environment reshuffle. MARVEL AT MY BENEVOLENCE.
The Final Wasteland
In Play: Amphibious Chupacabra - 6
Trash: New Jersey Devil x2, Rat Beast, Horrid Skunk Ape
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Start:
Play: Mongolian Death Worm enters play, triggers a card play for Akash:
Arboreal Phalanges enter play, discarding Ancient Library.End: Amphibious Chupacabra deals the Mountainous Carapace 3 melee damage [DEAD]. Akash deals herself 10 energy damage [188].
In Play: Amphibious Chupacabra - 6, Mongolian Death Worm - 8
Trash: New Jersey Devil x2, Rat Beast, Horrid Skunk Ape, Ancient Library
Effects:
Round Four
Akash'Bhuta - Chaos-Bound Creator
Akash'Bhuta - 188
In Play: Arboreal Phalanges - 8
Arboreal Phalanges - 12
Trash: Allies of the Earth, Disrupt The Field, Entomb, Mountainous Carapace.
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Start of Turn:
Play a Card: Ensnaring Brambles enter play (Horrid Skunk Ape is discarded).
End of Turn: Arboreal Phalanges deal Bunker 3 melee damage [25].
Arboreal Phalanges deal Legacy 4 melee damage [23].
Ensnaring Brambles ensnare Raptor Bot.
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Akash'Bhuta - 188
In Play: Arboreal Phalanges - 8
Arboreal Phalanges - 12
Ensnaring Brambles - 9
Trash: Allies of the Earth, Disrupt The Field, Entomb, Mountainous Carapace
Effects: ET: Arboreal Phalanges deal the non-villain target with the highest HP 4 melee damage. [x2]
ET: Select the hero target with the lowest HP; they cannot deal damage until the start of the next villain turn.
Whenever an environment target enters play, play the top card of the villain deck.
Whenever a villain target enters play, discard the top card of the environment deck.
When the environment trash is shuffled into the environment deck, flip Akash'Bhuta.
Reduce damage dealt to villain targets by 1.
Raptor Bot cannot deal damage.
Hero HP: Unity - 22, [PB - 3, RB - 2], Bunker - 25, Visionary - 22, Legacy - 23, AZ - 25
"Dear Lieutenant Vance. I respectfully submit that we allow the giant worm to chew on you and the mountain a little, for the sake of the cause. Signed, your highly flammable comrade-in-arms who is still not a soldier."
(Meerkat--thanks for that. It's definitely appreciated on my end!)
"I have an idea..."
Golem Unity
HP: 22
Hand: Construction Pylon (x2), Scrap Metal, Powered Shock Wave; Supply Crate; Hasty Augmentation; Brainstorm; Platform Bot
In Play: Platform Bot [3]; Raptor Bot [2]
Trash: Construction Pylon; Supply Crate
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Start of Turn:
Play a Card: Brainstorm: I draw Modular Workbench and Raptor Bot, then deal the Brambles [7], Phalanges #1 [6], and Phalanges #2 [10] net 2 Lightning damage each.
Use a Power: No thanks. Next round, perhaps.
Draw a Card: Raptor Bot
End of Turn: Platform Bot deals net 4 energy damage to Brambles [3]; Raptor Bot flails against the Brambles ineffectively.
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HP: 22
Hand: Construction Pylon (x2); Scrap Metal, Powered Shock Wave; Supply Crate; Hasty Augmentation; Platform Bot; Modular Workbench; Raptor Bot (x2)
In Play: Platform Bot [3]; Raptor Bot [2]
Trash: Supply Crate, Construction Pylon; Brainstorm
Effects: Platform Bot takes -1 damage from all sources.
PW, dont forget your healing from Inspiring Presence
Oh great Meerkat with hair so Blue we marvel at thy Benevolence, thy lack of being a convincing female and thy blue hair.
Bunker gets to draw a card for that destruction.
Thanks for the reminder! Just edited to reflect that…