Guise drops his phone. It's a camera too. Don't judge.
"Hey guys, can I join in? No? Aww, c'mon! I'm gonna be a thousand times more helpful than that guy whose superpower is holding a MacGuffin!"
Guise flexes. Yes, it's totally cool.
Guise
HP: 20
Hand: Total Beefcake, Gritty Reboot, Selling Out, Say Cheese!
In Play: --
Trash: ---------------------------
Start of Turn: Guise discards Say Cheese! because Citizen Tears is a poopyhead.
Play a Card: Total Beefcake. Who would want to hurt such beauty?
Use a Power: Tough Choices....which to choose? I'll draw a card! Yay, the Best Card Ever! And punch Anvil for...nothing? Aww, that's lame! [1-1] 0 damage! The worst kind!
Draw a Card: Uh, Yeah, I'm That Guy!
End of Turn: ---------------------------
HP: 20
Hand: Uh, Yeah, I'm That Guy!, Best Card Ever!, Gritty Reboot, Selling Out
In Play: Total Beefcake
Trash: Say Cheese!
Effects: The first time Guise would be dealt damage each turn, redirect that damage to the non-hero target with the lowest HP.
Comments:
So what's the plan here, folks? Are we going to try to kill Dawn without flipping her?