Quote of a small section of your post which means something completely different out of context, and a mostly incoherent argument against it.
New member claiming to be a friend of exiled former member.
Non sequitur (which is actually a veiled hint about either something in the canon which raises questions frequently or of things yet to come).
Post exploring in length things that connect to non sequitor only in my imagination. Insistance that all the major threads of the multiverse stem from my imaginings.
EDIT: Statement disagreeing with all rules posts on this thread, with no rational whatsoever.
Oddly compelling detailed and convoluted theory about some as-yet unreleased aspect of the story, failing to take into consideration an important and extremely obvious piece of information that everyone already knows.
Pointing out that extrememly obvious piece of information, and referring to my post directly above.
Demand for evidence of the validity of said obvious piece of information.
Some mildy-humorous post only tangentially related to anything in the thread above it.
Then a comment that supports the convoluted theory and yet show that I also forgot the blatant evidence against it and missed it being pointed out.
Ragequit.
Ramble about at least 7 different non-canon storylines that come together to support the potential of previous rambling post, without any reference or statement making it clear what the point of this post is.
CAPSLOCK WALL OF TEXT WITH NO PUNCTUATION
Post about the awesomeness of this community as evidenced by all the awesome things in this topic.
Bla
Unrelated congratulations for someone in the community.
General good things stated about said person, and an antecdote from that one time I met him at a convention.
Anecdote about an unrelated convention.
Small rant about inability to go to conventions.
Rambling about all conventions that I will soon be attending, globally
Strong assertation of my complete lack of envy.
Denigrating comments about any convention I don't attend.
Futile plea to get question in original post answered by anyone at all (even Ronway).
Assertion that no bigotry is meant, followed immediately by a hugely bigoted statement.
Random interruption into whatever's being discussed in order to mention something relevant to a post made half a thread ago, due to not having been online when that post was made.