Explanation of how the thread was too long to read in its entirety, followed by statements already made by at least five other people.
Pointless observation that has already been discussed to death due to not really understanding what the thread's about but still wanting to be a part of thread in some vain, unrealistic hope of becoming more popular.
Like sixteen train puns.
Bemoaning the collapse of Western society, evidenced here by an obvious disregard for the OP and the lunacy that is pun threads.
Grandiose moralizing on the virtues of top 10 lists.
Something hashtag.
A need to demand the creator acknowledge and incorporate my excellent OC, Original the Character, into the Sentinels Multiverse.
Do not steal.
Post railing against the evil Cursed Acolyte
Links to three other threads where the same question has already been discussed before. Admonition of new users who do not read through all 4,300 previous threads on the site before posting questions.
Another post of links.
Complaints about not being the first to post the links
Post edited so all it says is NINJA-ed!
That Boromir meme.
Repeat of question earlier in thread, bemoaning the search function of the forums.
A typical Ronway post.
Necro eight months after the thread goes idle to make a blatantly incorrect statement about the unrelated rules question.
Complaint about necroing a thread instead of creating a new one each time someone asks the same question.
Expression of surprise that [user A] hasn't done/said [thing B] like they usually do.
Post apologizing for not deleting the spambot post earlier.
Some kind of secret message hidden in white text.
Sad post acknoledging the correctness of previous post by forum user Ronway.
Exhortation of said forum user to cast judgement on an undertermined object.
Interjection asking a question that was answered three times already in this thread.