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[user A] then doing/saying [thing B]

Pointing out that said question was answered three times already in this thread.

Providing links to all three times.

Suggestion that some people really have nothing better to do with their lives than sit around on the forums all day waiting to post links every time a question is asked to which the answer lies in a really obscure post in the middle of some huge thread that hasn't been posted to for several months.

Complaint about the search function on the forum, ignoring the earlier identical complaint.

Wacky joke done out of boredom and desire to be relevant to the conversation.

Request to change the name of the thread to better reflect the topic (as it has evolved) and improve search capabilities.

Condescending remark to everyone complaining about the search function. Several examples of when search engine was useful.

Several examples of when your mother was useful.

Joke about not being able to think of any.

Laughing at said joke.

Claiming of forum badge for being funny.

Claiming of forum badger for being funny.

Picture of a crocheted badger.

Demand for crocheted badger. Offer friendship as payment.

Many Squee's for crocheted thing.

Request for Akash'bhutah to be crocheted next.

Expression of my personal belief that this is the single greatest thread in the history of every forum, ever.

Request for the yarn necessary to achieve such a feat.

Reminder to nominate for awards.

Reveal of playtester-only information.

 

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