The "I have nothing real to contribute, but I am sick of seeing no new posts" thread <2014 Award Winner>

Something like this? https://greaterthangames.com/forum/topic/homemade-things

Yep, thanks. Wow, he must be the most powerful person here.

He would be.

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If he ever showed up.

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I dislike this new policy of nobody posting anything new for more than 2 hours.

With no villains in the area, what would Haka do on the weekend?

Go and see the Naturalist at the Zoo.

Go out for the day, buy some balloons and a sandwich...

And get shot in the back.

OK, I think we need Christoper to come in here and answer one of the most important SotM questions:

 

Does Haka suck the helium out of the balloons so that he can to make funny voices?

Now I'm imagining a parody of "Like a boss" (NSFW) called Like a Haka.

Particle man, particle man, doing the things a particle can…

Someone should make that video! I nominate not me. I can’t sing.

Seriously, we need to figure out who Particle Man and Universe Man are in SotM.  Because Absolute Zero is Triangle Man and Proletariat is Person Man.

Tachyon.  A Tachyon is a particle, and all of Tachyon's incaps involve Triangles, and Frost with his flash freezing is one of the few who could counter Tachyon's speed.

 

Universe Man is likely Captain Cosmic.

Particle Man? Bee Bot

have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?

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"Size of the entire universe man."

Universe Man is obviously Cosminautilus.

And Particle Man will presumably be Triangle Man's nemesis...

So we have "Ask a forumite a question" and we have "Ask all forumites a question" so that only leaves one other possible pairing for this formula, "ask ONE forumite ALL the questions", I nominate Foote to answer all of questions, about anything that has ever happened or will ever happen.

My first question is "Why?"