The "I have nothing real to contribute, but I am sick of seeing no new posts" thread <2014 Award Winner>

He has a good reason for it. Being from Kansas, he was sucked up by one of them there tornadoes, which took him to the land of Oz... But instead of going to the one that we all know and love, but the one from The Wiz!

I can see you!

If I put out Micro Targeting Computer before Imbued Fire, why shouldn’t I get the bonus for both. Once one applies, why should it go away?

Because, it's da rulez!

Your playstyle is what needs fixin'!

Mr. Fixer needs fixing!

Gloomy is too easy!

Well... I can't agrue with that.

Hair Trigger Reflexes should stop fowls from chaining!

But that would amke Matriatch too easy, what fun would that be?

Team Leader Tachy is too powerful…and has short hair!

I can't really say she's too powerful, but she certainly is very helpful! And she totally has short hair!

This game sucks. It doesn't even have any dice!

Why would you need dice, when you have tokens?

The choices are obvious!

Only to someone that doesn't like teamwork!

You only start with four cards!

Skip your play and your power phases to draw 2 cards. You can be the late hero that has a starting hand of 6.

You can’t play with two heroes!

It's not very difficult to play an extra hero. You could also share the third hero with your friend, making the decision making even easier!