The "I have nothing real to contribute, but I am sick of seeing no new posts" thread <2014 Award Winner>

Wraith is just a female Batman!

Every card just does damage. Doing damage is all any hero is good for.

Batman is mainly a hand-to-hand combatant, where The Wraith has a preference for projectiles! The Wraith also sells her company and reveals her identity!

All the heroes need MOAR SEARCH!

3 on 1!

I can't take it anymore! *table flip*

I'm going to my trailer.

Uh oh, we broke Ronway. Time to order another one.

MOAR RONWAY!

Why would we want another one?

I am trying to collect the entire set.

Can you trade in 10 Ronways for a gift certificate to Denny’s or something like that?

 

Only the original, authentic Ronway is worth owning, no matter how much other Ronways are like the first.

My Ronway is stilll in the original packaging, I think it may have suffocated, where do I write for a replacement?

I heard they will bundle all of the Ronways together with alternate artwork and re-release them. The original is great, but going for over $500 at cons.

Matchstickman - Surely if your Ronway has suffocated, he would have come back as a Zombie by now?

We have to do something! Ronway hasn’t posted since we broke him.

Can't a guy take some time to reboot every so often?

This is a post so Ronway is not double posting, apparently that is a thing he will not do (possibly it's a weakness you can use against him in your fight there Pydro).

Woo! I can post again! But... I don't really have anything to post... Aha! I am about to sign off in 10 minutes and won't be back until late tonight! Yay!

This account is actually a bot programmed to disagree with Foote, annoy Ronway and support all anti-American propoganda concerning beverages.

Oh, and Parse is super weak.

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