sounds awesome. Also… One of the maintenance staff just tried to eat me. Couldn't handle my taste sensation. Exploded.
That’s not good. Does anybody here know if the maintenance staff are contagious?
X-metal, let us know if you start feeling any sudden urges to shamble, eat brains, or clean toilets.
Oh I'm sure that won't be a problem. After all, it sounds like you have the extra walls well-contained within the building's overall structure with no major issues. Just try to keep your walls relatively sanitary; it's a bit difficult to clean all that extra surface, you know.
No, no restriction policies on anyone. We are a very friendly and welcoming place, where all we ask is that you generally try to refrain from major felonies because the paperwork involved when that happens, you don't even want to know about the paperwork.
And honestly people, there's no just need to cast aspersions on the poor staff just for being a little unusual. They come from a very nice temp agency which not only offered some very tasty Shirley Temples when I said IPAs just weren't my thing, but they also were willing to bid under our budget which is just splendid because we don't have one.
On the occasion anyone develops any strange urges to clean, I would note that the cleaning supplies can be found in the lefthand closet in the main hallway. Put any unused materials back after you're finished. Thank you.
Still haven't found my room. Some of the Unity fans stole my laptop and electric razor and made a raptor bot from the parts which they used to chase me. Fortunately, it was only the one raptor bot and a conveniently placed broom helped me to destroy it. The broom turned out to belong to a Fixer disciple who thought I was a spy from the organization and tried to challenge me to a game of kung fu tactics. He gathered his forces, and I pointed out to him that I was one man against the world, and that he and his friends were becoming the organization they hated. The existential crisis forced them to withdraw, and I was left alone, confused, and still without a room. Does anyone have a map? I guess I can check the cork board to see if there's any useful information.
Don't worry guys I'll be fine. I'm just gonna take a walk.
*passes Nielzabub in the hallway*
*notices how dirty they are*
eugh! What happened to you?
Lord Flash Fire is working on a map, but if you aren't picky you can always take the room at the end of the salad bar. The last guy who was in there turned it into an garden of some sort. He was a nice fellow, always mumbling about something, and then he left a few years ago "to show them all".
Anyways, everyone whose tried to move in hasn't stayed. Something about it being deadly and they can't believe we eat that stuff. But, it works as a temp room until we can find you a better fit.
I remember that room. I stayed there a while. Perfect for occult summoning rituals. And for the information of everyone: don't eat the food. I may or may not have infected it with occult magic.
Heythere. Sorry for showing up so late. Was waiting for my them to frame my ¿Quando? ¡Ahora! Picture.
I am president of “Why must C&A kill all those so love?” Still haven’t gotten over NightMist smile as she leaves to becoming the gate. Tears. They also left Maria Helena to sift outside of time and space.
While less sad about it, do they gun down Tachy and just let Visionary go out with A whimper.
We cope with our lost by complaining, making up possibilities where they can come back or just denying that it happened when we play the RPG.
*Pulls over Jausie and LFF, since J apparently is the one in charge of the organized chaos and LFF is working on the dorm map. I hold a copy of avaiable dorm rooms list in my hand*
I'll be taking the room on the end of the hall on the top floor. I need to get my stuff out of the damn hall way.
I also need to reserve the highest point in the building indefinitly for... reasons.
*A loud clatter can be heard from the hall, a 'maintinance staff member' about to throw my stuff in the trash*
*Gripping a rolled up newspaper* NO! Bad custodian! Drop it!
Um… the rooms are all on the same level, but… sure. You can have either a C or D room.
(Sorry to spoil most of your fun guys, but this is supposed to end up looking organized after I'm done with the link. There's another link to a Google form at the end of the doc that lets you give feedback and tell me who not to put with you or you you want to be with. Noone except me will see what you answered, and I won't be offended (too much) if you don't want me anywhere near your dorm. And I probably won't be able to please all of you, so I'm sorry if you get stuck with someone you don't particularly like. I'm starting with batch 1 of signups, which ends the 20th, and I'll have a map for you by the first of December!
Iilled put the form. Quick tip: if you do t like eldritch whispers and the occasional demon stopping by DONT REQUEST TO ROOM NEAR ME!!!
Yeah, I'm starting to wonder if this is just becoming a Cult of Gloom fanclub.
(OOC: I'm a little curious what will happen if I make no requests, kind of just randomly thrown together with a bunch of people. Also, I figure I will often be just referencing different parts of the building. Some may be real, others not. I'm perfectly fine with saying something and it ends up not actually existing. I think that's kind of funny and fits with how I've been approaching this whole thing. But, if it ends up getting annoying, let me know and I'll stop.)
*puts down out of character sign* :P
President speedyolrac, good to see your room is finished. But I must ask, by your lack of reference to the Scholar and Ra, have you finally cracked the code to where they really are during the Oblivaeon climax or are you still in severe denial.
I've got a map of leylines to point out the scholar's possible location, but Ra eludes me thanks to Amit and a temporary moritorum on contacting agents of the Underworld.
OOC: I've been going for the "cheerful but beleaguered admin assistant" vibe (helps that's often been my job in real life…), while also looking for ways to avoid having to come up with too many specific details to keep straight for NPCs. Also I like morbid comedy and surreal weirdness in general.
…and also yeah I do like both the Cult of Gloom and Biomancer. >_>;
Does it work as a replacement for a swamp? Or should I really just head down the next block to the real one?
its a great substitute for a swamp. You don't want to use the real one. It's infested with ticks and mosquitos. You'll get malaria.
also: I'm not a cult of gloom member. I'm more like gloom weavers… Superior. Let's go with that.
Done! I do enjoy salad.
Does anyone know who refills the salad bar? Whenever I pass by, all the food is mysteriously replaced. Also, I think one of the plants wants to kill me. Every time I get close to it, it's little leaves try to strangle me. It's adorable.
If you guys couldn't tell, that thing in my earlier post was a link drop .
Oop, there's another one.
I love how body questions the fact that I'm the boss of an eldritch abomination.
*heads back to dprcooke's room for more coffee*
*scribbles down a notation*
By the way Jeysie, did you ever get the full definition of "pets" for this place, I may have... noticed... some more... exoctic... creatures roaming around the roof last night. I'm pretty sure life from that moon is relatively harmless here on Earth, but since they followed someone home they may count under the whole "pet" category, and I don't want to get anyone in any trouble with any body.
Also, I may have had to feed them some of the bathroom towels to get them to stop wailing, so we'll need some replacements.