*Finishes Bot9 game*
*Leaves room*
*Slides down railing to ground floor*
*Goes to Rabit’s room and unlocks it.*
Not exactly sure where to change the portal rules. Sorry. Hey, at least you’re free though!
*Realizes I’ve been stealing Matchstickman’s gig and goes to apologize*
Who's up for trying to help me out with deciphering the code that was in that obscure comic panel where Kim was writing stuff down?
Pokes head out from hole in ceiling panels
Woohoo! Thanks!
Climbs down and runs to the door
Good thing, too. I think I just destroyed the room's HVAC system. Anti-portal tech must be in the floor…
Aw, now all the eldritch energies are leaking out in your room. Unfortunately we have basically no budget, so we had to resort to some creative measures for structural systems with some slightly jury-rigged inventions and/or rituals with very specific containment procedures and... sigh. All right, I'm sure I can bribe the maintenance staff with a sufficient procurement of... snack material... from other facilities to clean up the mess...
Hey guys! Anyone want cookies from the realm of discord? Gloomweaver made them. The guy is a surprisingly good chef. Oh and there's bagels with void jelly here for anyone who wants them to.
Ooh! Is that the special edition with the human skin cover?
I thought it was the one where the cover was made of pure eldritch Magic.
I'm the guy who was in the dorm for a while, but had to leave to deal with personal matters, but has now returned.
I would describe my room, but I don't know where it is. I don't know where anything is. This place has gotten so much bigger than the last time I was here. If I wander around aimlessly, I'm sure I'll be fine and not pulled into any weird, random shenanigans.
Just make sure you don't let the maintenance staff eat you, don't touch anything that's bubbling, on fire, or glowing strangely in the basement, place all notices important or otherwise on the community corkboard only, and wash the coffee machine out properly before putting it back after you're done with it.
Nobody with a magnifying glass? I'll be in the common room.
*Tosses jffdougan a magnifying glass*
Sorry, I'm bad at code, computers are not my friends. Share your findings though? I've got a section of wall dedicated to Parse... she's slippery, but I'm certain I'll figure out her connections to Magmaria and the 2015 blizzard soon
*Grabs a void jelly bagel, and is surprised when it tastes like thyme*
You know Jeysie, I may have accidentally stumbled upon a small ritual or two that could help with the repairs... I just need three bags of flour and a sprig of holly. It should be perfectly safe to use as well, though, I think there also needs to be a discussion about doors that only unlock from the outside. So... you might want to talk to the landlord.
*takes another bite of void jelly bagel, realizes it looks exactly the same as it did after the first bite*
This is really good by the way, you should try it.
*places note on cork board written in eldritch jibberish* hopefully someone here can read this. If not I'll just translate it into magmarian.
Oh, that sounds splendid. I'm sure we have those supplies on hand, and if we don't, they're wonderfully cheap. Cheap is good. Very good.
The landlord. Yes about that. He is a very very large, tall fellow who is rather quiet and only stops in from other realities occasionally to sort of loom ominously before leaving again. Discussions are a little thin on the ground as a result. I'm sure whatever modifications you need to make, you can consort with our wonderful maintenance staff and handle it.
I don't know... I caught some of the mantience staff smuggling biomancer memrobilia in and talking about how great he is despite our strict no biomancer policy. I think they might be flesh children.
I don't think we have a no-Biomancer policy, do we? Like am I going to have to throw away the Biomancer and fleshchildren figurines I bought? My VotM figurine set would be incomplete then! Aside from the Oblivaeon people, they'll be the only ones I don't have! Can we change it to no actual fleshchildren? (Also, trying to figure out a working dorm plan for this (if that's something you guys would be interested in), so there's that.)
glances at cork board
Wish I could, but my schedule is full on Thursdays, sorry
Well… he may be unhappy with me, because I may or may not have talked to some eldritch beings and used some non-euclidian spatial works to have enough walls. I mean it was only for an additional 52 walls, but if I did something like that he may have been… unimpressed.
Anyways, not important, I'll get started in Rabit's room. Just a few minutes.
begins chanting and drawing lines of flour all over the floor
(That could be a ton of fun, if you could figure it out after all this craziness)
I'm sure it's nothing compared to the craziness you've been dealing with on your cork board.
I think it'll end up looking like the cork board
*finishes eldritch chanting, part of Rabit's room spins 90 degrees, dumping everything everywhere, but placing the hole as a window over the backwoods*
*takes another bite of void jelly bagel*
I don't use cork so much, after you have to rearrange things because some guy decided to rips through the timelines like a jerk enough times, you realize corkboard flakes and needs replacing. I go straight for the walls, though I do use putty rather than damage the arcane skein which allows me, I mean may or may not allow me, to keep the non-euclidian space that my multiple walls that may or may not exist use.
Also, replacing stuff gets expensive.